Author: ... There is no way that I will be dealing with horny SCP-953 again, I am sorry 5205. *Pulls out a huge pan and knocks down 5205 when time starts floating again* And about the second dare, he already has a host, so that's not a problem.
682-1: Thanks, you are the best! *Slices up the pizza and eats a part of it* ...
682-2: Uhm, me and our children don't have anything againts this kind of pizza, but please, don't give it to him anymore.
682-1: *With tears in eyes* What have I done to you?!
953: *Flips the bottle and it breaks* Are you kidding me?!
Author: *Breaks all the wine 953 has*
953: Why?!
Author: Don't worry. *Whispers something to her*
953: ... You really did that?
Author: Yes.
953: Thanks!
079: Sure, go ahead.
Bright: *Pulls out a full diamond chainsaw* Say that again...