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Author: Za Warudo!

5205 and everyone else: *Gets stopped in time*

Author: ... There is no way that I will be dealing with horny SCP-953 again, I am sorry 5205. *Pulls out a huge pan and knocks down 5205 when time starts floating again* And about the second dare, he already has a host, so that's not a problem.

682-1: Thanks, you are the best! *Slices up the pizza and eats a part of it* ...

682-2: Uhm, me and our children don't have anything againts this kind of pizza, but please, don't give it to him anymore.

682-1: *With tears in eyes* What have I done to you?!

953: *Flips the bottle and it breaks* Are you kidding me?!

Author: *Breaks all the wine 953 has*

953: Why?!

Author: Don't worry. *Whispers something to her*

953: ... You really did that?

Author: Yes.

953: Thanks!

079: Sure, go ahead.

Bright: *Pulls out a full diamond chainsaw* Say that again...

073: Find the X? Where?!

Author:Here you go.-----
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3

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073: Oh, they finally arrived. But it still took them a long time to come and help us with cleaning after Christmas.

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105: We have already done that before Christmas

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105: We have already done that before Christmas. And at 25th December we have dressed 682-1 as a reindeer!

682-1: Don't even remind me...
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