Infinite Stars | GotG [1]

20|Fetch & America's Ass

"You're small, but you're talking loud," Tony snapped softly.

2012 Steve informed. "On my way down to coordinate search and rescue."

Loki's form transformed to showcase Steve. "On my way down to coordinate search and rescue!" He turned back laughing. "I mean, honestly! How do you think you'll be..." The rest of his words were muffled as Thor slapped a gag on his mouth. "Shut up."

Freya reached out, dragging Loki behind her.

"All right, you're up, little buddy. There's our stone," Tony said, turning so his shoulder was pointed correctly. "Alright. Flick me." Scott twerked his microscopic arse and Louisa snickered softly. Scott landed in 2012 Tony's beard.

The 2012 Avengers all entered the elevator and the Hulk moved to enter. "Move."

Thor rested a hand on the Hulk's green chest. "Whoa!" Freya jumped forward as well. "We shall see you downstairs, but you do not fit here."

"Whoa, whoa. Hey! Buddy. What do you think? Maximum occupancy has been reached," 2012 Tony spoke, waving at the elevator behind him. "Take the stairs," Thor instructed, waving at the large exit. "Yeah," 2012 Tony added, entering the elevator. Loki gave a small wave and the Hulk drew his fist back right as the elevator door closed. "Stop. Stop!" Tony shouted.

The Hulk followed through anyway and buried his fist into the closed doors, leaving a large dent. "Take the stairs! Hate the stairs!" He fumed, pounding towards the stairs.

"All right, Cap. I got our scepter in the elevator just passing the 80th floor," Tony told Steve who answered immediately. "On it. Head to the lobby."

"Alright. I'll see you there," Tony replied before grunting as he stood up. Louisa reached out, helping him up. "You good?" She questioned, eyeing him carefully. "Yeah, yeah..." He murmured, walking away to get them some disguises.

Louisa's brow furrowed before following closely. They quickly found a discarded guard's outfit for Tony. Louisa meanwhile just decided to stay in her current clothes. She was wearing some black trousers, a grey tshirt with an obnoxiously long red leather coat. If anyone asked any questions she could probably lie and say she was helping Thor and Freya, or that she was a cosplayer.

The duo walked into the lobby of Stark Tower. "Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize. It's go-time." Tony looked around the lobby as he spoke.

"Bombs away. Is...is that Axe body spray?"

Louisa, who didn't know what Axe body spray was, just decided to silently judge the pathetic technology of Stark Tower.

"Yeah, I had a can just for emergencies. Relax. Can we focus, please?" Tony hissed back.

"I'm going inside you. Now."

Louisa's lip curled up. "Out of context that sounds so fucking weird." Tony turned to look at her disappointed. "Can you focus?" Louisa chuckled lightly and shortly before smirking. "This is me focusing as best as i can."

"And here I thought I taught you better..." Tony trailed off, shaking his head as a small smile pulled on his lips. Louisa grinned, taking out a primitive 2012 cellphone out of one of her pockets. She staggered over to the lobby table and leaned on it, having a fake conversation on the phone.

"Hand over the case, Stark!" A HYDRA/S.H.I.E.L.D. agent commanded, glaring daggers at 2012 Tony.

Present day Tony breathed in sharply, noticing how their window was closing. "All right, move it, Stuart Little. Things are getting dicey up here. Let's go!"

"You promise me you won't die?" Scott requested, voice just above a whisper. "You're only giving me a mild cardiac dysrhythmia," Tony answered. "That doesn't sound mild," Scott grimaced.