[MCU] A-Force x OC Characters

The Plan

Drax: [Yelling] Thanos!!!!

Drax flings a blade at Strange, who neatly deflects it with a mystical shield, and in return sends the Cloak of Levitation at Drax's face, half-smothering him and throwing him to the floor. Quill and Tony have a brief dogfight until a magnetic disc pins Tony's face-first to a structure.

Peter: [Crawling backwards frantically from an anxious-looking Mantis] AH! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR EGGS IN ME!

Peter then shoots web at Mantis in a panic, pinning arms to her body just before Quill flies at him feet-first, kicking him away.

Quill: Stay down, clown!

Quill can't quite counter spider reflexes at first; he fires at Peter, who extends his spider legs and leaps away, but an electric-like cord wraps around Peter and his six new legs when he tries to attack, sending him rolling across the deck.

Drax: [Struggling with the Cloak of Levitation] Die, blanket of death!

Tony pulls free of the magnet; the Cloak pulls free of Drax as soon as Tony has a bead on his opponent and a foot on his torso. Quill has Peter in a head-lock, gun pointed at the smaller man's head. Strange has a mystical shield of golden energy up, and stands ready at the third point of the triangle. Mantis has struggled to her feet behind Quill, still covered with webbing. Then we see that Thomas was managed to get up and saw everyone. 

Quill: Alright, everybody, stay where you are... chill the F out.

Thomas: [Turns to Quill; confused] Huh?

Quill then powers off his helmet.

Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where's Gamora?

Thomas: Who?

Tony: [De-helmeting] Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna French-fry this little freak.

Tony: Let's do it! You shoot my guy, I blast him. Let's go!

Tony then extends his nano-tech cannon, looking uncannily like an electric shark about to eat Drax's face.

Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.

Mantis: No, he can't take it!

Strange: [Completely deadpan] She's right. You can't.

Thomas: I agree with her.

Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself. [To Peter] Starting with you.

Strange: Wait, what. Thanos? [Trying to inject clarity and sanity into the situation] Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?

Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? "Jesus"?

Thomas: [Getting it] Jesus?

Tony: [Getting it] You're from Earth?

Quill: I'm not from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

Tony: Yeah, that's on Earth, dip-sh*t. What are you hassling us for?

Peter: [Sounding slightly crushed] So, you're not with Thanos?

Quill: [Indignantly] With Thanos?! [Scoffs] No, I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl... Wai... who are you?

Peter: [De-helmets] We're the Avengers, man.