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1

omg how did u die
i bet it was lame
fell through a trampoline and cracked
ur skull
or like
idk
whats the lamest way to die

Probably withering away in your
mom's basement at 33.

omg i cant believe u withered away in ur
mom's basement at 33

No
Contrary to popular belief thats
not how I died

damn
i bet it was still lame tho

I am the main character
My death cannot be lame

wtfwtf
cant believe im talking to a  main character
can i please be the one who spits on you and
crushes you under my boot
i have demonias
please
i am on my hands and knees mr/miss main character

Probably not
I'm 6'6

wait what
proof
please omg
proof right now
anyone over 6 foot is my weakness
boys and girls
ur all so hot
please i require sustenance
a photo of u showing me ur height will
feed me for thousands of years

No

please
kind stranger
ill thank u for the gold kind stranger
please

Fine
[image attached]
This is a few months old but I
don't think I've grown much
since fall

YOOOO
HOLY SHIT UR TALLER THAN THE
APPLE BITCH AT THE ORCHARD??
MY FUCKING LIFE GOAL IS TO BE
TALLER THAN THAT FUCKER
bro ur towering over andy the apple
holy fuck

Andy the apple is only 5'0
Are you saying you're under 5'0
How are you that small

shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
this is slander
shut the fuck up

HOW TALL ARE YOU??
HOW CAN YOU BE UNDER 5 FEET?

please bro trust me im almost there
im 4'11 and 3/4
please im
im almost there
spare me some of ur height

No
Suffer
You are just genetically inferior
to me
Its natural selection at this point

WTF!!!!
this is the worst day of my life
who are you anyways
i must know the name of the man superior
to me
you are also very attractive

Because of my height?

mainly, yes
but ur face does give u a few extra
points.
holy shit r ur eyes?? r like?? fucking blue?
or grey
oh my god u keep getting better
you are literally my kryptonite.
kiss me rn
omg

Thank you?
I think?
But I believe I will not say my name
Mystery sounds epic

fine
then u dont get to know my name

What about your face

no

:(

no

:'(((

stop
im imagining ur pretty face crying now
its too much for me
im going to melt

Currently sobbing while listening
to Ricky Montgomery because of you

NOOO
ok
okokok
fine
hold on a sec i need to find a decent
photo of me
i look horrible rn
i am still on the bathroom floor
this fucking class is too long oh my god
[image attached]
there
thats me :P

HOW ARE YOU

please dont say it

HOW  ARE YOU THAT SM

please

HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL

blocking u

You could never
I'm too pretty

fuck
ur right
ok so you block me

I could never
You're too pretty

shut the fuck up