A Bizarre & Anomalous Adventure in the SCP Foundation (Jojo x SCP x multiverse)

Chapter 10 - From a Normal Day to Getting shot Down.

Rodeo: Oh! These guys well they're my......bodyguards.

SCP Guard 1: We are not your body guards , SCP-6000.

Lawrence: Really? *he said deadpanned to me *.

Rodeo: I'm not joking , Lawrence. Am I right , guys ? *I said to the guards*.

SCP Guard 2 : Freak.

Rodeo: Thank you so much for those kind words.* I said nonchalantly*.

Green: Those weren't kind words , Rodeo.

Rodeo: Don't worry Green , that's just his way of showing kindness. Ain't I right , Daniel?

Daniel(Scp guard 2): Freak.

Rodeo: Your welcome. *I said to Daniel*.

Lawrence: Oooook.

Green: So Rodeo , did you notice some of the girls staring at you right now?

Rodeo: Wait , what?

Green pointed towards a table not far from us and I saw some of the female D-class and some female scientists looking at me and one scientist waved at me , and one of the female D-class winked at me. I'm pretty sure their looking at my muscular body and I don't like where this is going. I sense thots everywhere.

Rodeo:*jojo shadow eyes*.

Lawrence: Uhhh, what's with those shadows covering your eyes?

Rodeo: It's a jojo thing, my friend. *i said while the shadows were still covering my eyes*.

Lawrence: Riiiiiighhht.

Green: Maybe you should date , kid .

Rodeo: No! No! No! No! No!

Lawrence: And why not?

Rodeo: Look , I will date a girl when I get a college degree and a job. Also do you think anybody is ready to date a pink muscular humanoid cat ?

Lawrence: Ok , you got a point.

I'm not even sure about getting a degree and job anymore, because well I'm stuck in the world of SCP's. So there's that.

Green: I mean they seem interested.*he said pointing to the girls still looking at me *.

Rodeo: They are interested in my muscular features Green , not my feelings. *I said gesturing to my biceps and triceps and abs.*

Green: Which is perfect actually.

Rodeo: Oh, really? How do you charm girls , Agent Green?

Green: Simple, with words.*he said with a smirk*

Rodeo: Not with your muscles ?

Green: I uhhhhh....

I just laughed at him , knowing he had no answer to that and he rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.

Rodeo: Don't worry , Green. I'm pretty sure you'll find someone in your life.*I said patting him on the back*.

Green: I've actually have , Rodeo.

Rodeo: Tell me then.

Green: You've met her already.

Rodeo: Hmmmmmm. I have no idea , who your talking about?

Green: *sigh* Alright, I'll give you a guess she has long blonde hair and rarely smiles and always has a stern look.

Rodeo: You mean Dr. Amelia?