Bumblebee x Random Cons/Bots

Bumblebee x Shockwave - Fluffy Stories

Bumblebee would never admit it, but it did squeal when Shockwave pulled them back to aem chassis.

"Bumblebee, sweetspark, I love you, but could you not be a chaos gremlin for 10 nanokliks!"

Bumblebee leaned into Shockwave's frame and smirked.

"Aww, does the big, bad Decepticon care about the little, innocent Autobot?"

Shockwave rolled aem optic and covered Bumblebee's intake with a clawed servo.

Bumblebee pulled Shockwave's claw of off its intake.

"Whatever, sorry dear. Will you let me go?"

"Only if you give me a kiss."

Bumblebee's optics narrowed in confusion.

"Bless you? You don't have derma plating???"

"On the cheek ridge, dumbbot."

"Fine, fine. Cm'here, big bot."

Bumblebee reached up, caressing Shockwave's baren faceplates. Shockwave spun Bumblebee around and pressed them chassis-to-chassis.

The minibot held the empurata victim's helm in its servos and pulled aem down to their height.

"I love you,"

Bumblebee pressed a kiss to Shockwave's left cheekridge.

"and I'm sorry I made you panic."

Bumblebee pressed a kiss to Shockwave's right cheekridge.

Shockwave's engine purred in content, and Bumblebee's smaller one soon revved as well.

"I'll let you go now."

"Actually, I've changed my mind. You're warm, and it's cold."

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"What are you doing?"

"Painting."

Shockwave watched Bumblebee open another spray can.

"Why are you painting the wall?"

"Because I want to. It's my side of the cave, anyways."

Ae shrugged.

"You act like I was gonna stop you."

"Cmon Shockwave, we both know that nobot can stop me; not even myself!"

Bumblebee gently pulled the "stencil" away from the wet paint and looked back at its work.

"Whaddya think? It's a bee! Maybe I should paint something on your side of the cave as well..."

Shockwave leaned back and admired their work. It was, indeed, very nice; especially given the rough canvas.

"Would you mind showing me how to use those?"

Bumblebee glanced at the can in its servo and smirked.

"Sure! It's pretty simple and self-explanatory, but I'd be happy to help!"

Bumblebee tossed Shockwave a can of purple spray paint.

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"Alright. I think I got the hang of it."

Shockwave examined the spray paint on the metal board and the can in aem servo.

"Cool! I think I'm gonna steal- borrow some more of these from Bulkhead! He's got a really pretty shade of pink I want."

"I'm sure it's- waityoustolethesefromsomebot?"

"Mmmmmaybe!"

"Bumblebee, we--"

"I know, I know, we've talked about this but--"

"Shouldn't Bulkhead be stuck in MedBay?"

"Well, yeah, he is, but--"

"Bumblebee."

Yet again, Bumblebee would never admit it, but they did, in fact, jump to attention when they heard Optimus' voice through its comm. link.

"Hey boss bot! What's up?"

Shockwave sat and waited patiently while Bumblebee talked to their boss. Ae had to admit, Bumblebee is a pretty good liar when it wants to be.

Bumblebee said they would be there as soon as it could be and hung up on the call. They looked over at Shockwave, frowning.

"I'm gonna leave these here, Optimus needs me."

"I can take them back to my base."

"For real?! Thanks, Shockey!"

Shockwave began to collect the cans as Bumblebee transformed, speeding off to wherever Optimus needed it.

As Shockwave was gathering the paints, ae noticed a can of neon green.

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"BLITZWING!"

Lugnut came crashing into the MedBay. Knockout and Blitzwing both jumped, startled by the Constructicon's sudden entrance.

In fact, the sudden shouting made Blitzwing cycle through all three of his faceplates.

"Hey, do you think you could be any louder?!"

"As soon as the triple changer explains why my arm is green!"

Polar arm is, in fact, neon green.

Shockwave took delight in watching aem fellow Decepticons argue, and eventually Starscream, Soundwave, and Lord Megatron had to break it up; you can guess which order they came in.

I'm posting this one on ao3 as well and no one can stop me, not even myself.