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40|| "Techno?"

Wait, fallen?

"Hey, I thought you're supposed to be guarding him yesterday!" They screamed out directly on its ear but it didn't even cause any reaction from the canine.

"Hey, sleeping beauty! I need you to wake up!"

And after many tries, the beast finally mumbled groggily with eyes still screwed shut. "Let me rest you annoying fool."

It should offend them, make them want to punch the canine but it oddly made them happy. They don't understand why that is but what's important is that it's conscious but its connection to the voices hub isn't that strong enough.

That reminds them of the shit internet connection that coincidentally visits during the MCC streams. Good WiFi every day but it seems to fail in the middle of the competition, suspicious indeed.

"Hey boss man," When the wolf let out a huff, they continued. "You gotta wake up."

"Silence..." A low growl tumbled from its lips, a warning. But they weren't threatened at all. Instead, it fueled them to annoy the wolf more to wake it up.

With a hand on its stomach, they started to rub that part frantically. "Hey hey hey hey! Listen to me, princess!"

"Go away...!"

Chat paused, a myriad of thoughts flooding into their head which varies from the nonstop monotone chants of 'E', to telling them to hit the wolf to wake it up while muttering inaudible items, to the pigstep remix playing on the background, and the repeatedly whispered 'blood for the blood god' for no reasons at all. It was chaos, but it's better than having none of them, they were used to the mess that is their mind.

"Hey simp, your princess is in danger!" They faked the panic in their voice as they kept shaking the heavy body. They felt the ache in their elbows but they carried on with the mission.

Then something happened that they never thought would actually occur during their time existing in the space.

"I need to sleep."

Chat scoffed, "I mean relatable, sleep before meat but I seriously mean it when I said–"

"I don't want to hear your annoying voice anymore. If you don't stop–" The wolf wasn't even finished with its sentences when Chat let out an inhumane screech that left a slight burn in their throat which stole another growl from the animal.

That was only the beginning because, like the younger sibling that is them, they started to playfully hit the resting beast repeatedly while whining loudly about how they need to see the outside and how important it is to wake up.

Like I said, the infuriating younger sibling.

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" Their hand fell to its belly repeatedly as if they're banging a percussion instrument but they only received a paw that tried to blindly wipe them away, something they easily avoided.

"Techno is in danger you gotta open those eyes dude!"

"How would you know that he is?"

Chat then stared at the wolf with an incredulous look. This animal has been asleep for too long to even think properly. But the other part of them was telling them about how the poison must've messed with the wolf's memory.

"Do you even remember what he was dealing with before you fell asleep?"

"He's with Y/N, stop worrying you fool–"