Random Stories with No Plot

Worm...

Karma reaches the ruins and grabs a torch.You reach the ruins and see a giant worm burrowed into the ground. It has large pieces of what look like stone masonry and wood inside it.

North would catch up. "hey!" huff "we can" huff "eat that one!" huff."Can't you see it's stone and wooden?" you ask. "It wouldn't be good if it broke apart while we were eating it."

"Well it would make a good shield."

Karma says "Well we should kill it first""Yes!" North says cheerfully.You approach the giant worm and see it is indeed eating a construct that you didn't even recognize. You wonder if it was from some old forgotten civilization.

North would chew at the worms skin. "sorry I was hungry"North begins to gnaw at the worm's skin but it does nothing but annoy it and it slams it's body against North."Hey!" North says "stop that!"

"Well go around then."

Karma walks up to the worm and starts to intimidate it by dancing.Karma begins to do some jingling and clanging around to dance to and somehow manages to annoy the worm even more."Damn it!" North says "I'm gonna kill it!""No wait!"

North stopper, before beginning to dance too. "DAMNIT IT ISNT WORKING."North tries to use his dagger to stab at the worm but it just slides past it and goes into North's leg.You attempt to incite the worm to rage but it does nothing."Ah!"

Karma says "Does that mean the worm is in your leg now?"

"You need to pull it out."

"It'll get stuck in there and we'll both lose a leg." North says.

Karma says "Well thats a problem"North ignores you and begins to pull his leg up but every time he tries to pull it back down the worm slams it back up.

North says "Ah"

"Theres a cactii here" North says looking down "Use it to cut the worm open"

"Do you think you could stand up with me supportively?" you ask.North nods.

Karma says "Thanks bud, with the power of friendship we'll be able to kill this worm""You're welcome" North says."We need to act soon, it doesn't look like it's taking any breaks."

"Let's do it then." North says.together, rainbows flying out from the background, the would yell at top volume "ratatata!" as Karma stabs the worm with the cacti.The worm tries to thrash around but you and North maintain your grip on it and stab it repeatedly with the cactii, ignoring the pain of the metal stabbing into your hand.

North would growl FRIENDSHIP.You and North both stab the worm repeatedly and it eventually dies, leaving you to wonder if you were supposed to hold it down while North gutted it."Why wasn't that working!" you exclaim.

Karma says "It's dead right..?"

"Yeah, let's go eat it." North replies as he puts his dagger back into his belt.You all drag the worm carcass back towards the campfire and begin skinning it with knives.

North says "where did you people come from?""I told you, we came from a village that was destroyed."

"Yeah but why did you leave it.""They were being attacked by these humunculi, I figured theres safety in numbers."

Karma grab bucket."We'll put the extra blood in this bucket, we might need it for bandages.""Good idea" North replies.

Zero walks up to the camp.You hear a noise and point towards it."Oh that's Zero, he's not friendly right now." North explains.

Karma tosses bucket at Zero.The bucket hits Zero squarely in the head and he snarls as he walks forward.

Zero says "Fuck you too, and who the fuck are all of you?"Karma steps forward."We're the people who destroyed your previous village."