Random Stories with No Plot

Worm...

"Bullshit, nobody could've destroyed the temple.""We saw it happen!"

Zero says "So did you destroy it or witness it get destroyed?"

"Both."

"Ha, the council will need to decide on that as there are two different stories. Still, either way you people are invaders, and Zero is not accepting of that."

North says "Listen listen listen, we just came here after almost being beaten by worms.""We're also looking for a man, he contacted us a few weeks ago and told us to wait."

"What did this man look like?" Zero asks.

Karma says "Like a worm"

"What the hell!?" North replies "Of course he looked like a worm, it was a fucking Ookibloks!""Zero, what's the man look like."

Zero says "Why would I know what this man looks like?"

"Because..."You wish you hadn't of said that as Zero's eyes narrow."Because he had long flowing brown hair, a large beard and was very pale?"

"That was the description."

North huffed. "how did you know?"

"The council this man before you, is an Ookibloks""Yeah and?""and he contacted us saying that he wanted to meet us in these woods."

Karma says "why?"

"He didn't say"

"How should I know why?" North snarls."Zero, you want to explain why you're allowing these people into your home.""Because they look tasty."

Karma says "What do you mean we look tasty??""You're people, you have good taste so I assumed you must also be tasty.""How can you be sure?"

"Didn't you notice how I was sniffing you all the time?"

North would let his ears fall. "er, thats a canines job." North growled."I was smelling you because I wanted to know if you were tasty or not, you also of course smelled good."

"You were?"

Zero says "No, I'm saying a ton of bullshit right now."

"Wait, you could tell if we were or weren't tasty?"

Zero says "No, I've got no clue if you guys are tasty or not, and I don't care."

"But..."

"Zero cares very much, he would be angry that I would allow people to eat you without knowing if you were delicious or not."You pause and look at North and Karma.

North laughed "Well I'm glad to inform you im very tasty." he barked.Karma meanwhile looks a bit confused."You are?""Yeah, I'm one of the most sought after meals around." North winked."Oh."

Zero says "Why the fuck would you say your tasty?"

"Because it's amusing.""No it's not!"

"Yes it is, I'm a comical figure."

"You're stupid."

North leaned back, crossing his arms. "Plus, I am-"

"You are not edible."

"Oh positivity, I was going to say positive, but positive is boring so I went for stupid instead, I feel stupid has more potential.""Yeah, you are."

Zero says "Anyhow back to what we were talking about before, you destroyed this temple?""That's what I just said isn't it.""Well you saw what happened, I couldn't stop it."