If You Think I'm Gonna Come Up With A Title For This, You're Dead Wrong

Chapter 15

Your gut tells you it is a bad idea. Your gut also told you to go try and check out Shredder's lair that one time, and now you could not walk.

"I'm down." Why not? Life is about taking risks that do not result in your lack of motor functions. "You got his number?"

He nods, pulling his phone out of his pocket and texting you the contact. "He's a good guy," he promises. "He's not gonna try shit, probably."

"You sound certain."

"Shut up." He scrolls through his phone. "Who knows, though? Maybe you'll like him more than your guy and you won't have to keep pining over him."

"And there's the ulterior motive." You cross your arms, setting the cup on the ground. "If I get stood up, it's your ass."

"Yeah, yeah." He leans his head back forward, picking at his nails absentmindedly. "Whatcha gonna do? Fight me?"

You smirk. "It's as realistic as you getting with Jennifer Barker."

"And that's my cue to leave." He stands up, wiping his hands on his jeans and taking the box. "I'm taking this."

"Have at it," you follow suit, checking the time. "Don't eat it all at once."

"I will absolutely ignore your advice."

"Obviously." You wave. "See ya tomorrow."

"See ya."

The walk home is long, as always, but with every passing day, you get better at walking with one good leg. Having lost it in the dumpster with little more than reassurance that knowing whoever took it needed it more than you do, you have learned a thing or two about balance, and yet you still quietly long for your other leg. 'It would be nice to be able to run places,' you muse. 'It would make me feel better about walking around at this time of night.' With all the walking you have to do— you still do not have a metro card because you are foolish— you are still relatively strong, but getting places without hobbling and having the option to run away would be nice.

You unlock the door to your apartment. 'Just a couple more days before I can walk properly again.' You pull it open, kicking your shoe off.

Someone is sitting on your couch.

You take a shaky step back— 'I can't run'—, tripping on your feet and falling on your back in the hallway, your drink spilled on the floor. It is as if your body is struck with lightning, every nerve on edge as you crawl away, voice caught in your throat as you try and get as far away from the door as possible. Your body drags with you.

Too slow.

A hand grabs your ankle. It drags you back into the room with barely a grunt, and with a slam, the door shuts, and you are locked with a figure whose face you cannot see.

The door locks.

The figure lets go of your ankle, heart pounding in your heart as you try and reach for the doorknob, tears pricking your eyes. You can barely use your hands again, progress gone in an instant. 'Don't kill me.' You pray to stop shaking. 'I can't die here. Not after everything that's happened.'

The light clicks on.

"What the fuck is your deal?"

Your eyes snap open. A rush of embarrassment slams into you, a wave of shame making you hot all over as you become painfully aware of the fact that you look absolutely pathetic, clawing at the door.

You pull yourself to your feet shakily, turning back to look at Raphael. "You," you mumble, opening the door and grabbing your keys from off the floor, not even bothering with the cup, "are the fucking worst."