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"Chat no. Chat- chat- chat. No chat. I legit said frick not the f word." He stuttered, I giggle before typing in chat.

Chat:

Twitchuser: YOU LEGIT SAID THE F WORD

Twitchuser: NDOENDOSJP RANBOO SWEARING.

Twitchuser: AYOOO RANBOO SWEARING?!

Hurtinqtears: You legit muted on discord to stream... then you swear. Ranboo whats real and whats fake tell me?!

Twitchuser: WIAT HURTINQ IS HERE
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His chat then started to spam my name, whoops.

He then unmutes on the phone. I unmute too and chuckle.

"Hi" he says I then burst out laughing.

"Pfffttt- All I get is a hi? Wow what about this whole swearing situation" I question after my laughter dies down.

"I SWEAR TO GOS I DIDNT SWEAR I SIDNT I SWEAR!" He yells defending himself.

I burst out laughing.

"Pfft- Mkay buddy wanna mention last night? Hmmmm?" I ask remember the whole part where he started to beg for me not to mention how he called me bestie.

"NO I WILL HANG UP NO NO NO NO." He yells, I start to crack up laughing again.

"Its alright I wont mention it. So ranboo." I say looking back at his stream to see chat spamming 'Rantears' or 'Hurtinqboo'

"Sooo... Hurtinq hmmm...." he says awkardly.

"Ranboo u might wanna read chat." I say before bursting into laughter again.

"No no no no what have you done hurtinq what have you done???" He says before laughing with me,

"I dont know Mr. Boo what did I do?" I ask biting my lip trying not to laugh.

'Ding'

Someone joined the call.

"WHAT THS FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HE IS MY HUSBAND NOT YOURS" Tubbo yells, which sends me into a fit of laughter,

"No he's my husband now bitch." I reply giggling Tubbo then gasps and Ranboo is just silent.

"I got married to him first!" He yells. I just giggle again.

"I- guys you can share me-" Ranboo says before me and Tubbo cut him off.

"No we cant" Me and Tubbo say at the same time.

"Tubbo how about we ditch Ranboo and become besties?" I ask Tubbo.

"Yess bestie." Tubbo replys.

"What about me?" Ranboo asks.

"I got to go now its late for me I just had to tell Hurtinqtears Ranboo is mine." Tubbo says.

"Bye Tubs" I say before he left.

"Ranboo you are mine now. You have no say in it." I say before smiling and jumping onto the dreamSMP.

"I- Bu-but. Nev-Nevermind" He stutters, I just giggle.

"Someone needs to make a video of just ranboo stuttering I would save that." I say before going mining for iron.

An hour later

"Bye chat Hurtinqtears say bye" Ranboo says ending his stream, by the end of his stream I had full diamond amour, a neitherite sword, diamond pickaxe, diamond axe, diamond hoe named 'Ranboo' and a iron shovel.

"Bye Ranboos chat" I say logging off the dreamSMP.

He then ends his stream and where just sitting in silence before I speak up.

"Call me Della, Della is my middle name" I say biting my lip.

"Della pretty middle name. Call me Ranson its my middle name thats how I got the whole Ranboo thing." He says straight after me.

"Alright Ranson. God it feels weird not calling u Ranboo" I say before finishing some of my school work.

"I agree Della. God it is. Also ummm... I was wond-wondering if umm.... I could.... ummm ha-have your ph-phone num-number" He stuttered out, I giggle god hes adorable. I roll my eyes.

"Sure Ranson umm its " I say, before getting a text.

Unknown Number.

This is Ranson. Hi
Read 2:13pm

Hi its the Della
Read 2:13pm
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"Im gonna call you instead bye." Ranboo says before ending the discord call and calling me.

"Hi" I say giggling, I then smile.

"Hello Della" He says, I walk to my kitchen and grab the cookie mix from the pantry and open it up.

"Hey Ranson wanna see me make cookies." I ask grabbing a mask incase he says yes.

"Sure Ill facetime you." I then giggle.

Ranboo ends then call and facetimes me.

I answer with it facing the roof, Ranboos is too.

"I need to put my mask on one sec." I say before putting on my mask I then sit it on something and move backwards so he can see me.

I grab all my ingredients and stuff.

I talk him step by step. I grab the whisk and start to whisk it before telling him step

"Now we gotta um. Mix the mix with this umm... thing whats it called... a wh. A whip no-no not a whip. A whisp. Ah ha a whisk!" I say sounding accomplished, he chuckles.

20 minutes later.

Ding ding ding

My alarm goes off for the cookies im still facetiming ranboo where just talking while I was playing Just Dance 2021.

"Ranson they are done look look!" I say before taking them out.

They turn out beautiful.

I grab one and exit the frame then I eat it before spitting it out.

"FUCK HOT HOT HOT FUCK" I yell before hearing Ranboo wheeze. I quickly drink some water.

"Ow. But it was good!" I say before re-entering the frame with my mask on.

"U good" He asks

"Never better" I reply smiling.
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A/N: Double update pog! Also thanks again for the 200 reads