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nikolai saying deez nuts for 5 minutes "straight"

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Elizabeth: :)

Adanna: lowkey forgot you existed but ok

Trey: Dan

Dan: what

Trey: invite me

Dan: no

Trey: I don't wanna feel left out.

Dan: ok, fine

Dan: I don't wanna make anyone feel bad

Mason: Dan is so nice

Nikolai: cap

Mason: do you even know what that means

Nikolai: DEEZ NUTS

Mason: stfu

Mateo: Guys did you hear that we have to write personal narratives

Omar: I'm gonna make up a story

Jamila: I'm gonna write about the time I got banned from Tik Tok

Jordan: what'd you do

Jamila: Vinny reported me

Aadiv: why?

Alex: because he's Vinny, that's why

Aadiv: Vinny is nice

Alex: no he's an asshole

Colleen: i kinda agree with Mr. Negative for once

Haneen: anyway, we almost finished our first week of school! EEEEE

Jackson: why the "E's"

Qasim: that's my cousin for ya

Haneen: me and Qasy are bffs

Qasim: uh

Qasim: damn right we are

Joshua: hey, since it's early in the morning and stuff and we need to go to school in a couple hours, can I just ask questions and stuff?

Nikolai: like boosts? that's lame

Joshua: I had something different in mind

John: oooo! what is it!

Nikolai: deez nuts

Mason: 🖕

Joshua: answer truthfully. first of all, who's your crush

Annie: isn't this just truth or dare

Joshua: no

Joshua: anyway, who is it

Annie: Dan

Dan: I thought you were over me

Quinn: Anns...

Annie: sorry. he's just so cute

Mason: I know right!

Nikolai: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Dan: you're allowed to call another man cute without being gay. I think Tom Holland is cute

Mason: thanks, Dan. And I was being sarcastic, by the way. Only saying thank you cuz like, it's cool that you stand up for your friends and all

Jo: I don't have a crush

Marley: not believing that

Joshua: since I understand people might be uncomfortable abt sharing their crush maybe they could give a hint or something? <33

John: aww, that's sweet. my crush has blonde hair

Aadiv: Oh! Is it Rosalie?

Elaina: I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I'M SO SORRY LMAO

Aadiv: what?

Elaina: it's obvious he likes Joshua

Cody: my crush has the most beautiful ginger hair

Omar: Ed Sheeran?

Qasim: lmfao

Omar: anyway my crush has a sibling

Ally: everyone here basically has a sibling

Mateo: I don't 😭

Omar: yeah, not everyone does

Qasim: my crush is just... I don't know it'd be kind of unexpected

Alex: probably Jackson.

Jackson: no

Joshua: next question.

Joshua: whats the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you

Alab: I spilt a bottle of Mr. Clean at the supermarket

Jamila: I lost a Tik Tok follower

Jackson: tragic

Jamila: I know

Jackson: i-

Thiago: I don't get embarrassed.

Ally: sureeee

Ally: anyway it's pretty much anytime the teacher makes you say 3 facts about yourself

Jo: I once took a picture of my brother's shit and accidentally sent it to my teacher

Quinn: BROOO

Cody: DHEGIGHF(IUGF$(IU

Jo: I KNOW I'M SORRY

Quinn: how was it an accident?

Jo: I was trying to send a photo of my homework assignment since I left it at home that day but yeah... accidentally clicked on the wrong photo

Quinn: why'd you take a picture of your brother's shit in the first place

Jo: it was in 6th grade, Quinn

Quinn: I need answers

Jo: 📸

5:00 PM

Cody: I'm assuming everyone's done with homework by now

Cody: how was everyone's day

Qasim: ehh... alright

Trey: terrible. I almost went a full week without being sent to the principal's office, and then I did. Again.

Quinn: what did you do this time

Trey: I wrote "deez nuts ❤" on the teacher's desk with permanent marker

Veronica: immature 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Trey: you're more immature

Veronica: NO, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex: this feels like a Kindergarten fight

Veronica: UGHHHHHHHHH

Jackson: You're both immature. End of story.

Quinn: thanks for that, Jack.

Elaina: ok trey why tf did you decide to do that

Trey: I don't know! It was funny, I guess..

Trey: Nobody could even read it anyway

Veronica: trey you know you have the world's worst handwriting

Trey: yeah, I do know that. Also the heart looked square. Wait, not even square. It looked like a melted lego block

Joshua: boost: what's your favorite animal

Trey: now's not the time, buddy-

Joshua: :(

Nikolai: deez nuts

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