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"There are always men like you."

Loki raised his scepter. "Look to your elder, people. Let him be an example."

Loki fired a beam from his scepter, only for it to be deflected back at him.

The perpetrator, of course, was the one and only Captain America.

"You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing."

"The soldier," Loki said, standing. "The man out of time."

"I'm not the one who's out of time."

The Batmobile smashed through the building, right behind Loki, it's cannons extending.

The quintet, being piloted by Natasha, flew in behind Steve.

Natasha spoke over the quinjet's speaker. "Loki, drop the weapon and stand down." As she said it, (Y/N) revved his engine intimidatingly.

Loki fired at the jet, which banked hard right to avoid the blast. (Y/N), seeing that he couldn't get a clear shot on Loki, decided to open the canopy and leap into the fight.

Steve's shield had been knocked from him, and Loki had forced him down with his scepter. "Kneel!"

Loki flinched as a small explosion sounded near him. He turned to see (Y/N) grappling over, his legs extended towards Loki's face.

He successfully struck Loki, but to little advantage. Loki quickly recovered and fired a blast at (Y/N), who flipped over it and tossed a pair of batarangs. The tiny devices merely glanced off Loki's armor, but it had been a distraction. (Y/N) threw down a smoke bomb, and Loki lost track of him.

(Y/N) appeared behind him and smacked Loki in the back with Steve's shield, before throwing said shield back to its rightful owner.

As the two heroes continued to battle Loki, (Y/N) heard something play over the quinjet's PA system. He recognized it as AC/DC's 'Shoot to Thrill,' and he instantly knew who it was.

A singular repulsion blast struck Loki in the chest, knocking him over.

Tony Stark, in his Iron Man suit, flew down and held up a hand. "Make a move, reindeer games."

Loki's battle armor faded away as he raised his hands.

"Good move," Tony said as Steve walked over and (Y/N) grappled down.

"Mister Stark," Steve greeted him.

"Captain." He glanced at (Y/N). "Mr. Batman."

"Stark."

Tony pointed at the Batmobile, idling about a hundred feet away from them. "Nice car. Can I buy it?"

"No." He refused to elaborate further.

—-

Natasha was piloting the quinjet, Loki was in the back, strapped down, and (Y/N), Steve, and Tony were back there as well.

(Y/N) removed his cowl, as Steve and Tony had done the same.

"Wait a second," Tony said, pointing comically at (Y/N). "(L/N)? When we had dinner, you said Batman had issues."

(Y/N) shrugged. "I wasn't lying." He glanced over at Loki. "Something's not right. He went down too easily."

"He packs a wallop," Steve added.

"Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow," Tony said to Steve. "What's your thing? Pilates?"

Steve looked at him funny. "What?"

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