The wrong number that saved me

Dates and problems

Son :
That bad. Apparently, Im not the only resident of the Friend zone town. Welcome!

Mom
+1 my cat too.

Son
Of course. Frienzone. Population :3.
Want to do homework with me?

Mom
Sure. Maybe i will surprise my boss more with the new information.
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It was cool to have a person to do the homework with and talk. Well, text. Aunt May was always working late. And I can't really find persons who like to talk about Fenton's reagent. I like that Nat likes to talk with me about science and even if she doesn't understand, she's trying.

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Son:
Mom, you are my best student. Same hour, on Sunday night.

Mom:
I'm also your only student,but yes.
Goodnight!

Son
Goodnight
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I put my Spider-Man suit and go on patrol.

Natasha's Pov

I look on the internet for pet shelters. It's late, but it's worth a try. I find one opened in Queens. I go to the garage and i find Steve there.
"Natasha, what are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same thing. "
"I wanted some fresh air after the explosion in Stark's lab.You? "
"Business."
"It's almost 11.What SHIELD meeting is at this hour? And why just you?"
I laughed "Who said something about SHIELD. It's a personal mission and i will tell nothing until it's finished. Personal business,so no more questions." I ride away on my motorcycle. I didn't want to tell him i was going to take a cat. Maybe the shelter would not let me take the pet or they will close until i get there, and it would look bad to come empty handed after i said something. I like to drive at night. Cold air, no noise, beautiful lights. Aaaaand perfect for crime. I see two people on a small bridge, above a river. I was to far to see but they were definitely holding someone, in a bag, that was fighting to get out .I speed up and walk quietly behind some bushes, waiting to attack. When suddenly, i see someone flying here and landing. I could recognized the clown suit everywhere. Spiderman. This person didn't knew what camouflage and surprise element were.
"Hey, guys! What are you doing here?"
"Not your business spider!" the man rised his gun at Spider-Man. I wanted to help, but spiderman gave them some good moves. I wanted to help, when more people came. Beautiful guns, really high tech. I could see it in their face. Drug dealers.And he was unnumbered. Fighting drug dealers is considered a peaceful night. I get out of the bush and knock 10 guys on my way.
"T-The Black widow!" says Spider-Man more surprised than the dealers. Well, an Avenger at a ordinary crime must be weird.
"Hey, Spider-Man, i was passing by and thought to give you one hand" I knock out another 3.
"You mean-to give me a web."
I can believe he said that.
"Come on! It was a good joke!"
"No it wasn't. I'm sure the 4 guys you knocked out, passed out because of the joke."
Then he took a dramatically inhale of air"Oh, it's true what they say. The Black Widow and her deadly bite! "he faked to be hurt while he webbed a man on the ground. Then he goes all serious. I thought he will say something important.
" O bet i can beat more bad guys than you! "
I feel like I'm working with Clint Jr. " How old are you? "
" I already beat 3 guys. Do you want to lose?"
Ok, i will play. In 6 minutes we beat them all.
"20!" Spider-Man said proudly.
"37!BAM,beat you!"
I heard some hisses from the 2 dealers bag. I came closer, but one guy spoke.
"Don't open it! That animal is the devil!"
"B-b-but you said that about me. I'm not special? " Spider-Man said with a sad voice.
I open the bag and a black cat jumps on me, making me to lose my balance. She was adorable! And those green eyes...
"She is the devil?"
"My boss lost an eye because of it!"
"Good. Well, i guess you need a home aaand a name....devil...devil..... ummm... what about Liho. Ok, Liho be it!"
"So, i guess we hang out later. Got it? Hang out later? Like spiders."
"Follow the superhero career. The comedian one... is not for you." i said and i drove off. It was 1 in the morning and i was to tired to buy Liho some new things. I would do that tomorrow.
I got in the Tower and Liho decided to meow. I guess she was hungry so i take one milk bottle and a bowl. I take them to my room. Liho was eating while I decided to watch a movie.
I wake up when a thunder lightens the sky and a loud sound follows .I look and I see Liho sleeping on my chest. She put one paw on my face.
"Ok, got it. I will go back to sleep."
I like her.
When it's 7 am, i get up for good, no matter what Liho says. I think she slept horrible with me in my bed because of my nightmare, that are better than before, but still worse. Liho continues to sleep while i went downstairs. There i see Steve and Clint arguing over something.
"Hey what's up?"
"Nat, wasn't Steve the last one who used the milk bottle?"
"It was not me Clint!"
"Ot was  you! I want my cereals with milk and i don't want to go to the shop!"
"You don't have a farm? Go to your cow!"
Ops. I forgot to bring the milk bottle back.
"Bous, don't fight. It was me."
Both of them looked confused.
"Late night snack?" Clint said.
"Your personal business was a late one,then.I went to bed at 12 and you weren't there." Steve said.
"What personal business?"
As on clue, Liho jumps on the kitchen table, scaring both Steve and Clint. My little devil.
"Meet Liho."
"You have a cat now?"
"Yes." I went to take the bottle back.
"Ready for tonight?" Pepper comes in the room.
Oh, Pepper, i would have  been more excited if it was a date.
"Who is this cute fluffy cat?" Pepper said.
"Beware, it's Natasha's cat and she named her after an evil creature." Clint said.
Steve and Pepper looked weird at me.
"It was a present from a thief. She needed a cool name."

Peter's Parker Pov

It was almost 7!I am late!Like always. Well, i would have been more excited if it was a date. I dressed with a blue jacket, a simple white Tshirt and red pants.Medieval enough. Everyone will be dressed in something medieval. I put Ironman helmet that i have since i was 8 years old. Medieval Iron man. I'm not good at history so you can't tell me he didn't existed.
I swing out of my window, trying to get there faster. I see the festival and i land near. Happily, nobody looks up to see my swinging. And if they had done, they would have seen Medieval Iron Man. My phone rang. MJ. Ran, Peter, ran. I ran into a black armor knight, making is both fall on the ground. My spider super strengh, hitting again!
"I'm so sorry!" I say but the knight was already on his feet. He takes his helmet and i see the knight was a she.
"No problem, Ironman? Should you be something more antic." the red haired woman ask.
"I'm medieval Iron man, madam.Sorry i made you fall. I was searching for my friends. "
"Again, no problem kid." she goes to the food and snacks counter. I see MJ, Ned and Gwen at the table. I go there.
"Hey, Pete! Nice Medieval Ironman suit!" Ned said. I can believe he dressed like a dragon and MJ like a princess. Weren't this two enemies? Well, what i know about couple costumes.
"Thanks!" Gwen looked so  beautiful in her dress. Maybe i can try to have a date. The music starts to play and people got up and start to dance. Your chance Peter. Be brave.
"My lady, would you like to dance with me on the notes of Medieval Shakira?"
"Of course, medieval IronMan. " Gwen said.
Yes, yesss, yesss.
I'm glad Aunt May learnt me to dance.
And of course the universe couldn't let me be happy. I see Flash Thompson coming our way.
We stop dancing.
"Why does a beautiful lady stay with a loser like that?"
He was dressed like a king. Could he be more narcissist than that?
"What do you want Flash?" i say.
At least here are no more lockers were he could lock me in.
He took my helmet.
"What a nice helmet, would be a shame if it BURNED!" he says and hold my helmet above a torch.
"FLASH, NO!"
"FLASH, STOP!" Gwen said.
Suddenly, i see an arrow flying above his head, cutting his hair. Flash froze. Then i see the black knight coming and taking my helmet and giving it back.
"I-I'm so sorry i hit you kid! I was trying to play with this bow and arrows and, silly me, i hit you. O my god! It looks bad! Let me go with you to the medical tent. " she says and leave with him.
Now I'm free to dance with Gwen.
Perfect night.
I see the red head knight trying to get the attention of a blonde knight . I feel it.Soneone is trying to escape Friendzone. Well, she helped me with Flash, so maybe i can help too. After all I'm a hero. While i was dancing i secretly  shot a web to his leg, making him fall on her lips.
"Why are you smiling, Pete?"
"I am dancing with the most beautiful girl. How could i not smile?"
Hey, i said a full sentence!
The best night of life!
Wellllll, no. Peter luck. A birdman comes and attack the festival.
" Let's split, Gwen! "I say and retreat on an alley. I change in my spiderman suit and there i see Black widow trying to beat the birdman. She shots one of her Widow's line on his left foot and the birdman flys with her. She helped me, now it's my turn. I swing in the air. I trow a web in his face and Black Widow shots a Widow bite. The birdman was losing altitude fast.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the aircraft will crash, so fasten your seatbelts!" I say and i make a big weeb between two buildings. Me, Birdman and the Black Widow  were all stuck in my web.
"I told you we will hang out later." i say to the Black Widow.
"I'm stuck. How do you get out of this thing?"
I get up. My web doesn't stuck on me. I lend my hand to help her. She really was stuck.
"Sorry. It dissolves after 1 hour. We could make the time go faster..... What an undercover spider is called?"
"Please, no. I will cut the web with my knife from my belt."
"Come on! An spyder!"
She managed to cut the web and free herself. I grab her by her hips and she almost killed me, but i managed to put us on the ground.
"It was a good joke!"
"It wasn't."
"It was!"
"It wasn't!"
"This is my territory, so if I say my joke was good it was. Were are the other Avengers?"
"I wish i knew."
"Anyway i have to go, but we made a great team." i lend my hand for a fist bump. She raised an eyebrow at me.
"Don't let me like that! Do you want to make me die from embarrassment?"
She sighed and fist bumped me. Then i swing back to the festival.