the owl house, lumity X Fem Oc/reader

once upon a swap

"Ew! No. I'm just here to take an ironic Penstagram next to your weird flashing trash sign."

She summons her scroll and takes several pictures, we're all in the background looking pissed and confused, I growl.

"It's not funny Boscha" Luz says

"What are you going to do? Spit your human venom on me?"

"Oh why don't you go fuck of Boscha, also I your gonna take pictures that well be 20 snails per pic"

Meanwhile I hear King and Luzs conversation as I speak to the three eyed bobble headed bitch

"You have venom? Quick, Luz, start melting faces!" He says glaring and squinting his eyes at the teens legs, pointing to them.

Luz kneels down, while holding the tables edge, "Even if I could, it's not worth it. You wouldn't understand how to handle teens like her, besides Lunas got this covered" she says moving her head towards me

I wink at the three eyed girl, "Only for you of course, you three eyed strawberry shortcake looking bitch" I say venom in my voice

While I speak King grabs Luz's cat hood, which I still find slightly offensive, and pulls on it making her fall

I love my brother but that move right there made me VERY mad from some reason, "No, I'll show you both what to do" He says as I glare at him

He grunts, jumps onto the table, "You will tremble before me!" He says making a fist and pointing it at then and then slamming it into his chest

The three teens stare at him and I do as well, "King no-" I start but get cut if by this strawberry shortcake bitch

"Oh, he's so cute!" She says

She licks him ip and hugs the poor demon and summons her scroll. She starts taking a picture with a flower filter.

I growl and glare at her, slightly cringing as I watch the demon I call brother scramble around

"Weh!" He shoves her face

"How much? I have to own him"

I growl, "King isn't for sale, not like you'd be able to afford him even if he was" I snarl

King frees himself, by kicking her face,, which I smirk at, "yeah You couldn't afford me, sister! I am irreplaceable!" He says waving a finger......

Which was NOT helping his case, he looked very cute not at all menacing..... even though I've seen what he's capable of.

I shiver as I remember him casually bringing in a covens gaurds dead body in his mouth, like a dog bringing in a tree brach or bone.

I snap out of it as they all awe at him

He starts, "NO! That's the incorrect reaction!" He yells

Eda pokes her head through the curtain behind us and sniffs, "I smell an easy mark"

She jumps out of the tent and beside the table, "Hey, kid! Can I offer you the latest fashions from..." she magically dresses herself in horribly clashing clothes, "the human realm?"

We three stare at her and cringe.

"Yeah, no" boscha says

Skara and the Oracle track student laugh as the three of them leave.

"Well" Eda says as she returns to her normal outfit, "I hate her" she says crossing her arms

"Yeah, I hate her with every bone in my body" I stare at her, "wait- I thought I told you about bosch?"