Colleen: I commend you for that. I hate those girls that use their zodiac sign and mental illnesses as excuses
Ally: *kills 12 people, robs bank, blows up school*
Ally: "guys im a capricorn its not my fault 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Odette: a capricorn would never do that
Ally: astrology isn't real so idc
Jo: the bus is here
Omar: i'm ON the bus
Jo: well. gtg now.
Jo: also we have an assembly today lol
Qasim: dang it
12:00 PM (the first part is just the assembly not them texting lol)
Principal: This is unacceptable
some random kid in the back of the auditorium: what is
Principal: Shut up lol
Principal: Anyway, where was I?
Principal: oh yeah.
Principal: Never, in all my years of being the principal here, have I ever seen such irresponsible behavior.
Principal: so which one of you motherfuckers stole one of the toilets in the gym bathroom
Trey: BAYHDVFI*UFGHFIUTFGNFKFGB
Principal: A comment, Mr. Salazar?
Trey: nah bro
Principal: excuse me?
Trey: no sir
Principal: very nice.
now im gonna make them text during the assembly because why not i
Alex: it was you wasn't it trey
Trey: you realize you sound dumb. sure i may be a troublemaker but what am i gonna do with a toilet
Trey: i also wasn't in the gym yesterday
Qasim: well Dan, Mason, Nikolai, Jojo, Colleen, Cody, and I were all at basketball practice after school yesterday, along with a couple 8th graders...
Nikolai: it was probably jojo cuz i didn't take anything
Jackson: quick to blame him, huh
Nikolai: doesn't mean anything.
Jackson: sure..
Dan: is it because of that Tik Tok trend? People keep stealing stuff from bathrooms. My brother is in 10th grade and so far all the locks are off the bathroom doors.
Trey: who even goes to the bathroom at school anyway
Haneen: my cousin took a shit at school once
Trey: Qasim?? 🤨
Haneen: not Qasim, his sister
Trey: good
Haneen: i-
Qasim: yeah--
Annie: this assembly is boring. let's play truth or dare
Jackson: yeah, let's not
Annie: ok :((
Jackson: the extra thing on the sad face makes it look like it has a double chin
Nikolai: LOL "THING." WHO HAS A BAD VOCABULARY NOW GET REKT XD LOL
Jackson: English isn't my first language, yet I still have pretty good grammar and an outstanding vocabulary if I do say so myself. I also get straight A's, and I know for a FACT that's better than whatever grades YOU have. So stop trying to insult me, dude, it ain't working.
Nikolai: you fr typed a whole ass paragraph aint nobody gonna read that 😹😹😹
Qasim: I read it
Nikolai: yeah becuz u dating
John: stop assuming you dont know if theyre dating and if they are thats ok but they could both be straight so stop
John: i dont wanna make people feel uncomfortable ☹️
Trey: Veronica stop
Veronica: WHAT AM I DOING
Trey: I HEAR YOU MUMBLING 7 RINGS UNDER YOUR BREATH AND ITS ANNOYING
Trey: wait hold on
Trey: My wrist, 🏻🏻 stop 😂😂 watchin', my neck 🙌 is flossy Make 💵☝ big deposits, my 🔥 gloss is 👻 poppin' 💢 You 👹 like my hair? 💈 Gee, thanks, 👌 just 🗣 bought it I 😎 see 👁 it, I 👆 like 📞 it, 🍝 I 😲🙂 want it, I 😂 got it 👉 (yeah) 🙌 I 👉 want 😣🚶 it, 🙄💡 I 👁👁 got 👶 it, I want it, 🍝 I 👈💕 got ⛔👁 it 🐴 I want it, I got 🍸🔪 it, I want 🙏👏 it, 💯💡 I 👁 got 👏✊ it 💯😤 You 😳👈 like 🤙👍 my hair? 💈💈 Gee, thanks, 🤗 just 👌 bought 🎅 it I 💯💲 see it, I like it, ⌨🏹 I 💯👁 want 💅it, 👾 I 🆔👁 got 📖💰 it (yeah)
Veronica: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
Trey: i have many secrets
Aadiv: lol I love emojis 😆
Trey: my mom uses that emoji
Mason: the only emoji my mom ever uses is the kissy emoji it makes me mad it looks so fucking stupid its so annoying
Elaina: "sweetie your grandpa died 😘"
Mason: that emoji triggers me
Colleen: I'm gonna read Percy Jackson this assembly is taking too damn long
Odette: lmao right it's not like anyone's gonna ADMIT what they did.
Dvir: just makes you wonder what they did with that toilet
Jamila: LMAO
Dan: why would anyone steal school property anyway?
Colleen: I would steal books from the classroom library in elementary school because I was scared we were gonna go broke if my mom spent her money on so many books 🧍♀️
Nikolai: what about your dad? fatherless bozo
Colleen: my parents are divorced bro
Nikolai: my parents still like each other 😈
Omar: good for you. now can you people PLEASE stop exploding my phone
Nikolai: just turn it off lol that easy
Omar: I did but it's still making texting sounds
Nikolai: lier
Jackson: *liar
7:00 PM
Alex: who wants my backpack I can't walk around with it for another day
Alex:
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Cody: it's so cute though
Alex: boy get yo eyes checked
Aadiv: i'll take it
Alex: wonderful. let's trade backpacks tomorrow at lunch
