Ask/Dare SCPs and author

Part 75

5205: Gladly, I haven't eaten anything in weeks.

105: I am still alive so it is fine.

073 and 076?: Don't worry, we will.

953: God damnit...

Author: Yeah, that's most likely not going to happen.

953: Are you seriously going to tell them?

Author: And why not? Okay, the truth comes out now. It is impossible for me to become a father in this universe, because just to make sure that nothing bad will happen I put an author seal in this universe, which makes sure that I cannot get a child outside my own universe.

Author?: I just realised something...

Author: ?

Author?: The body which I gave you before you got back yours... It wasn't sterilised...

Author: What?!

Author?: I forgot to put a protection seal on that body, which means...

Author: ... Oh fuck.

Author?: Exactly.

Author: ...

Author?: ...

Author: Well, good thing that nobody realised that.

106: *Checks the game* Thanks!

5205: What pact though? I never made a pact with you, which means that it had to be a pact with the Absorber. In that case feel free to consider it as broken.

Author: Luckily no, but 5205 still owes us explanation why all of that happened.

5205: ... Alright, I will tell you. Few weeks ago I had my first fight with this Absorber guy. You already know that I managed to win this Author, and at the very end I took a hit on myself in order to protect you. Absorber died, but after few hours I realised that something was wrong with me. I tried to fight it, and for the first week everything was fine, until one day the entire reality around me collapsed and I was sent to a prison, from which I couldn't escape that easily. It was that moment, when Absorber took control over my body. For the next few weeks he was pretending to be me. I saw everything, but I couldn't do anything to prevent that.

Author: So all those attempts to make me and 953 inhale aphrodisiacs...

5205: It wasn't me. Yes, it was me at the very beginning of the entire Ask who added horniness pills to her drinks because I was curious what would happen, but after some time I abandoned this idea. When I saw what was happening, I knew that your consciousness was trapped too. I knew that I couldn't escape from the prison, but I decided to try and change something outside of it, and with all of my force I managed to make you come back to your body for few seconds, which was enough to send 953 through another portal.

Author: So this short moment of consciousness was thanks to you?

5205: Yep. It took a lot of my energy though and I knew, that I have to escape quickly or else you guys will have problems with defeating that guy. And when I managed to escape and come back to this world, it turned out that this guy was already too strong for me to erase out of existance.

Author: But we deleted him with our combined powers.

5205: Exactly. You guys made the exact same mistake as me, and made him extremely powerful with your attacks instead of erasing him out of existance immidiately. It took all of our powers combined to destroy this one guy, and that's all my fault, because I didn't want to ask for your help when he began taking control over me. I thought that I can win this battle alone, but it was impossible.