When the Octonauts try (fail) to get rid of stuff they don't need.
Online: CrunchyCarrots, SaySeaweed, TheKwaz, SuperStrength, FlappityFlippers, JumpingJellyfish
SaySeaweed: guys help
CrunchyCarrots: what?
SaySeaweed: theres stuff everywhere
SaySeaweed: and I mean everywhere
CrunchyCarrots: so stuff isn't neat and it's bothering u?
SaySeaweed: pretty much
SuperStrength: we do have a lot of random things...
TheKwaz: yeah but we need everything
TheKwaz: thats why we have it
FlappityFlippers: surely we don't need everything...
CrunchyCarrots: yeah! we should chuck out Kwazii!
TheKwaz: I'll chuck out ur carrots if ur not careful
CrunchyCarrots: NOOOO NOT MY CARROTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperStrength: maybe we should look through our stuff and throw old things away
SaySeaweed: yeah that sounds fun
TheKwaz: I need everything I have, and I'm not getting rid of anything
CrunchyCarrots: oh come on Kwaz. surely u don't need 17 cannon balls at the top of ur cupboard
TheKwaz: YES I DO
CrunchyCarrots: u really don't
TheKwaz: YES I D -
SuperStrength: moving on...
JumpingJellyfish: I have a bunch of broken test tubes that I apparently couldn't be bothered taking to Tweak
CrunchyCarrots: thank u for not being bothered
JumpingJellyfish: ur welcome :)
FlappityFlippers: I have some old medic books that I don't need
SaySeaweed: I have way too stuffed animals but I can't get rid of any because I love them all
SaySeaweed: but I do have a ton of miscellaneous stuff that I don't need
CrunchyCarrots: I have a huge hoard of random parts and other stuff that I thought I could use for something, but they've been sitting under my desk for almost 2 years, so I think it's about time to chuck them out
SuperStrength: I have a pile of Polar Scout training books that I should probably give to someone that could actually use them
CrunchyCarrots: I know Kwazii isn't going to say anything, so I'll say it for him ;)
TheKwaz: pls don't
CrunchyCarrots: cannon balls, toy pirate ships, eyepatches, spyglasses, pirate hats, ect, ect, ect
TheKwaz: I need all that stuff though!!
CrunchyCarrots: no u don't
TheKwaz: yes I do
SaySeaweed: wow Kwazii is in a terrible mood today
TheKwaz: I'm not, I just don't want to throw away any of my things
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii those things r useless
TheKwaz: THEY'RE NOT USELESS
SuperStrength: just find something Kwazii. just one thing
TheKwaz: can we just get rid of Tweak? life would be so much better without her
SuperStrength: no, we cannot get rid of Tweak
CrunchyCarrots: yeah I wanna stay here
TheKwaz: no one cares if u want to or not
CrunchyCarrots: shut up
TheKwaz: well I'm still not getting rid of anything
SaySeaweed: how about u throw out just one of ur cannon balls
TheKwaz: ...fine. but only one.
CrunchyCarrots: that was actually amazing
CrunchyCarrots: Dashi has magical powers
SaySeaweed: mwahaha
FlappityFlippers: I didn't think Kwazii would give in to anyone :0
TheKwaz: I wish I didn't
CrunchyCarrots: just chuck out one of ur cannon balls and maybe they will stop falling on ur head Kwaz ;)
TheKwaz: they do not fall on my head
CrunchyCarrots: yeah they do
TheKwaz: they do not
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii I was in ur room with u for many of the times they fell on ur head
TheKwaz: yeah but they also fell on your head
CrunchyCarrots: that's true
SaySeaweed: why were u in Kwazii's room? ;)
CrunchyCarrots: because apparently I was that bored
TheKwaz: and also because I'm awesome and she wants to catch some of my awesomeness
CrunchyCarrots: u r not awesome
TheKwaz: then why were u in my room? ;)
CrunchyCarrots: ...JUST SHUT UP OK
TheKwaz: what if I said ur parts r useless
TheKwaz: cos they r
CrunchyCarrots: if I didn't have my parts I would have been able to built the Octopod
CrunchyCarrots: and we wouldn't have a place to live
CrunchyCarrots: so I'm pretty sure my parts r not useless
TheKwaz: well then you're useless
TheKwaz: if ur parts aren't useless, then you're useless
SuperStrength: that's just rude Kwazii
SuperStrength: even by ur standards
CrunchyCarrots: I'll have u know that if u didn't have me, u also wouldn't have the Octopod
CrunchyCarrots: so basically neither me or my parts r useless
CrunchyCarrots: and ur useless for saying I'm useless
TheKwaz: I AM NOT USELESS!!!!
CrunchyCarrots: yes u r
TheKwaz: I'm leaving
TheKwaz has logged off
CrunchyCarrots: I'm leaving too
CrunchyCarrots has logged off

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