The Right Wrong Number !

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Fanfiction

Peter texts Uncle Ben's old number not knowing that the number has already been in use by none other than Tony Stark.

by Robynyourheart

Just then from the phone, "Peter! Did you do the laundry? Why is everything pink and purple? Did you put paint in the machine?"

Peter, "Shit! One sec!"

Tony and Pepper muffled their laughter. From the other line they could get a clear take on the conversation.

Peter, "I didn't do anything!"

Aunt May, "Really? Because I'm pretty sure it's your turn to do the laundry this week!"

Peter, "Well that doesn't mean I made it like that."

Aunt May, "Then where did the pink come from? Whose red hoodie is this?"

Peter, "That's mine! Wait I mean that's Ned's hoodie! I'm just washing it for him."

Aunt May, "That looks like the Spiderman hoodie!"

Peter, "It's a rip off! Ned's a huge fan of Spiderman!"

Aunt, "Well it's pretty bad quality if the colour's coming out this bad. Should we get him a different one?"

Peter, "Sure, I'll just take this to the laundromat. Don't worry about it!"

Aunt May, "You sure? We can just put it in the dryer!"

Peter, "I'm sure!"

Aunt May, "Wait what about the kiddie mask?"

Peter, "It's, it's not a kiddie mask! This is a IRONMAN mask!"

Both Tony and Pepper looked at each other and then at the phone.

Aunt May, "Well you're a kid and you're wearing a fabric mask from Ironman merchandise. In short a kiddie mask."

Peter, "Can you please stop saying kiddie mask?"

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