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“Then I’ll go, “Oh, hey, Gran Bruja. You’re the Great Rooster Wizard, so will you join us on our quest?”” Maya voiced.

“Let’s do this, girl.” I said, imitating the Gran Bruja.

“She’ll call a magic cloud or something and we will fly to the Jungle Lands. And then I’ll talk to the little skull girl. “Hey, Widow Queen, I need to borrow your greatest Skull Warrior." And she’ll be like . . .” Maya trailed off.

“Take this bad-hombre. He’s yours.” I played Widow Queen.

“And then we all jump back on the cloud and fly to the Golden Mountains. Then the Barbarian Princess will see my group of adventures and will beg to join our quest.”

“Princess, I am the Great Puma Warrior. Let me join your team.” I made my voice higher.

“You got it, Barbarian Princess. Ride or die.” Maya said.

“The best part of it all is that there’s no actual fighting. It’s just the gathering of five awesome warriors. And then we’ll come back to Teca totally safe.”

“Booyah!” I added.

“By then, Papa will be healed and ready to rumble. Mama, you get to be a warrior again. And with the three Great Warriors by our side, we are off! Together we will destroy the Divine Gate and save the world!”

“The end!” I finished.

The King squealed, “I love this plan.”

The Queen looked doubtful. “But it can’t be that easy.”

“I know, I know. Sacrifices will have to be made.” Maya answered.

“And some, eh, might not make it back.” He bent down to whisper in his wife’s ear. “Gran Bruja, probably.” She elbowed him in the chest and he grunted.

Everyone laughed. “The Little Eagle finally gets to go on her first adventure!”

“Wait, what about the Raven? They’re a part of the prophecy too.” Her mother asked.

“Oh, I already thought about that.” Maya said. “The Raven . . . it’s Y/N.”

I choked on air. “S-Say what now?”

“Didn’t you read the paper? Did you miss the glowing letters?” Maya asked.

“. . . yeah?”

“Unbelievable.” She sighed. “It said at the bottom there would be a Mighty Eagle, a Loyal Raven, and Three Courageous Jaguars.”

“Mhm, mhm." I nodded my head in fake understanding. "I’m still not getting how I fit into the picture.”

“Ay, and I’m supposed to be the dumb one.” Maya groaned. “If I’m the Mighty Eagle, who do you think the Loyal Raven is? Who here is sworn by oath to protect me and stay by my side? Who here said ‘Always’?”

“Okay, okay. I get it, sheesh.” I rolled my eyes. “I guess I’m the Raven.”

The Raven statue started glowing. Not gonna lie . . . scared the shit outta me.

“Ha! See! I told you!”

“Ugh. I hate when your right, nothing good ever comes from it."

"Only one down, three more to go.” Maya giggled.

“So, Mama, can we go? Pretty please?” Maya begged.

She pretended to think about it. “If you’re not in Teca, hmm, it will be harder for Lord Mictlan to find you.”

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