The wrong number that saved me

Mother's Day

"Ok, guys!Meet my new assistant, Peter Parker. Don't scare him. " he looks at mom and Clint.

"He's the kid who hacked your system?" Clint said with his mouth half full of cake.

"One and only."

"I like him. I am Clint." he rises his hand to shake.

"Tony, where is Spider-Man?" Pepper asks.

"He's late. Unprofessional.If he will become an Avenger, he has to be punctual. " Steve says.Ok,Mr.Right America, if you want to play... you didn't married my mom so..

"And? Aren't you 70 years to late?" I say and i see Tony splitting his drink.

"You are the best thing i brought to this Tower, kid!"

"Let's hope this one is not evil." Maria says.

Mom points her gun at me. It's showtime! I point the gun at her.

"OMG!" Pepper shouts.

"Not an evil child again!" Bruce said.

"Готовый?(Ready?) " mom says.

"я родился готов! (I was born ready!)" I say.

She puts her gun back in her pocket and i do the same. Then she puts her hands on my shoulder and we walk around the Tower. We both giggle when we hear all the confusion from  behind us.

" Wait! Stop you two! What was that? Kid, are you a spy? That's it! I'm calling your mom. I don't want another Harry incident. Glad i made you sign that contract with your mother name!" Mr Stark calls my mom and me and Nat try to keep a serious face while everyone was waiting for an explanation. Natasha's phone starts to ring and she answers it.

" Hello, Mr. Stark. Is Peter behaving well? "

His face was precious. He just froze there with his mouth open like everybody else.

"So, Peter, let me show you the gym. You would love it!"

Mom showed me all the Tower in 30 minutes, plus Clint's hiding places for snacks. We walk to the leaving room through the vents to see if the team is alright. We see Tony and Steve writing on a white board theories about how's my father, while Clint is calculating on his fingers. We open the vent door and hang from the ceiling with a web,next to Clint, who didn't observe us.

"Math is hard, uncle Clint, isn't it?"

"The hell it it! Somehow Natasha had a child when she was - 16,after my math."

Uncle Clint, for you birthday you get a  math book.

"Ok, Natasha, now that you are here... how's the father? Spiderman?" Tony asks. Mom and me look at each other, who were still hanging upside-down from the ceiling.

"It is Spider-Man!" Tony says and i see tears in Steve's eyes. I don't know if Harry was an evil genius or they are just... like that. Now i get why mom wasn't upset on them anymore.

"Guys, really?" Mom, Pepper and Maria say in the same time. Maria even comes and point at the web.They didn't got it.

"Ok, Tony, use your brain. Spiderman didn't appeared, but Peter is here. Peter can shoot webs, he is close to Nat..." Bruce tries to make them understand.

"Peter is Spider-Man!" mom says.

"Holy shit!I almost blasted a kid! " Tony says, his eyes wide.

"MY kid. "

"I'm so dead."

"YES!" Steve shouts and all of us look at him.

"Do you like American football?" he asks me.