My Child Always and Forever ~ Wrong Number Au

part 2 - groupchat

Helpful son has changed '?????' To 'Clint'

Helpful son
Didnt know what else to call you cause your pretty cool sounding. Do you like vines?

Clint
Yeah I do like vines they're cool. And dont worry I've been called other names that are more offending to me. But this is a simple name, thanks kid.

Helpful son
No problem. And your nice to how about instead

Helpful son has changed 'Clint' to 'Cool uncle'
Helpful son has changed '☆ms.nat☆' to 'мама нат'

мама нат
Мне это нравится, спасибо, Питер
(I love it thank you peter.)

Cool uncle
That's right I am cool. Thanks kid. also what did nat say? And her name to?

Helpful son
Your welcome and nat's name says mama nat or мама нат. And Is it good to tell him or you wanna keep what were saying secret.

мама нат
I say keep it a secret so that they dont know if we are saying good or bad to them.

Helpful son
Okay мама нат. Я люблю вас.
( mama nat. I love you )

мама нат
Я люблю вас.

?????
Hey.
He him
Captain america
Running working out sparing boxing reading lots of other things

Helpful son has changed '?????' To 'Annoying boomer'

Helpful son
Nope. No talk of captain america in this chat or I will have mama nat kick you out or I will do it myself. Captain america is a boomer.

Annoying boomer
What did he do to you

Helpful son
He not only annoys the crap out if me but he got me suspended as well.

Annoying boomer
How did he get you get suspended

Helpful son
Глупые ебаные рекламные ролики ни от кого иного, как от надоедливого капитана Америки
(Stupid f-ing PSAs from none other than the annoying captain america)

?????
Wow kid might wanna watch the language.
I go by bucky. I use he/him pronouns. I like hanging with the 'Annoying boomer'. I have a metal arm like reading going on runs. And I like the winter soldier

Helpful son has changed '?????' To 'Bucky'

Helpful son
I think your the cool type like your the type that has trauma so they can help others with theirs. Am I right?

Bucky
I mean yeah. But how? How would you be able to tell that from just a few messages that are on the same topic?

мама нат
He is smart.
And he is my kid.
That's how.

????????
May I ask since when do you have a child?

Helpful son
Why so proper?

????????
I am often with proper mannerisms.
Though I believe I should introduce myself
I go by he/him
Black panther is my favorite
I like reading, going on runs, being with my sister, protecting my country, being there for my people.

Helpful son
Your T'challa like the T'challa or black panther. That's so cool can I meet your sister?

Helpful son has changed '????????' To 'Kitty cat'

Helpful son
How do you like that
😁😉😆

Kitty cat
You are like my sister. Whether that is a good or bad thing I am unaware.

'?????' Has hacked into the chat
'?????' Has changed '?????' To 'Vine queen'

Vine queen
Wassup f-ckers

Helpful son
Why do you have my phone

Vine queen
F-ck you that's why
A man of culture I can see. Are you smart?
You already know vines now do you know what ( science crap I dont understand ) is?

Helpful son
Easy the answer is ( random correct answer )

( is that a vine? Idk it might be. I dont remember if they are vines or not. I am going to watch vines soon tho to watch them for fun and to learn)

мама нат
Does anyone understand this? Tony Bruce do you guys understand this? Scott?

Ego much
No I dont understand much of it.

?????
I cant understand much either.

Scotty
I understood like half of it

Helpful son has changed 'Ego much' to 'Tony'
Helpful son has changed '?????' To 'Bruce'

Helpful son
Your not really good at keeping secrets are you?

мама нат
Crap. Um those aren't their actual names.
(Nat rn😅)

Helpful son
мама нат Я люблю тебя, но научись лгать. Я не лицемер, мне тоже нужно научиться лгать
(Mama nat I love you but get better at lying. I'm not being a hypocrite I need to learn to lie as well)

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I didnt expect this to happen. Kid's smart I think of him as a son. Why do I think of him as a son. I haven't met the kid. And know nothing about him. He is the only kid that makes me like this. Not even Clint's kids make me feel this way. Its weird.

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*☆Peter's POV☆*

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This is fun and I like the group chat but I have to go soon.

I look back at the groupchat and start texting the message.

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Unnamed Groupchat

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Helpful son
Hey guys. I would love to keep talking and meet all of you but I have to go, bye guys.

Everyone already named:
Bye

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After that, I stuff my phone into my pockets and make my way home quickly to avoid a beating. I make it there just in time for me to be safe from a beating. Plus, I actually got food today.

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