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Chapter 1 - Unknown Sender

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Maybe I like 8 year old boys 🤨

213-***-****:
Because I have a feeling that
someone doesn't call themself
"pog" unless they're like a 13
year old kid

You:
Bruhhh

Well for your info I'm not
a 13 year old 😒

213-***-****:
Ah shoot, you're probably like
an 11 year old child then

Gonna accidentally catch a case 🥲

You:
Bitch- I'm not fucking 11

I'm probably older than you

You're probably the 11 year old

213-***-****:
Defensive are we 🤨

ShE sAiD sHe WaS 12

Anyway

But doubtful that you're older 🥱

You:
Then how old are you hm? 🤨

213-***-****:
That's sensitive information 🙄

You:
You're totally 11

213-***-****:
I'm not 😠

You:
Only 11 year olds don't say
their real age soooo

213-***-****:
Bruh what-?

Whatever

I'm 18 😜

You:
FUCK

I'm only 17 😞

When's your birthday?

213-***-****:
November 2nd 🥱

You:
Damn, my half birthday
is on your birthday

213-***-****:
Half birthday?

Tf is that 😃

You:
It's like the day exactly
6 months after your birthday
so you're already halfway through
till your actual birthday

213-***-****:
That makes no sense but
you do you boo 🥰

Wait so you turn 18 in like-

You:
2 months 👩‍🦲

213-***-****:
I was about to say that biotch
🙄

You:
Mhm, okay 🤨

213-***-****:
I WAS-

I SWEAR IM NOT THAT
BAD AT MATH

You:
Mhm, okay buddy

Well, I have to go now
I have to fix my sleep schedule
and I have school tomorrow 😞

213-***-****:
Ugh same, but like
👹sleep is for the weak👹

You:
Welp, ig I'm weak...
Come overpower me bbg ;)

213-***-****:
STOP-

Gurl bye I dont even know
your name 😭😭

You:
So? Idk yours either 🙄

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