Hisoka
You should stop darling~
Cool kid
Mk
Mother
What-
Shalnark
Why-
Chrollo
Explain
Cool kid
???
Hisoka
Hm?~
Mother
We all asked you to stop and you
listen to Hisoka-
Hole puncher
I don't know you and I'm confused-
Cool kid
Idk- Hisoka's just hotter Ig
Shalnark
What.
Mother
The.
Shalnark
Actual.
Mother
Fuck.
Cool kid
0 regrets
Hisoka
Hmm~ you think I'm hot?~
Cool kid
A lot of regrets-
Chrollo
Please tell me this is a sick joke
Cool kid
It actually is-
Cool kid
Well the part about only listening
to Hisoka-
Shalnark
So you think he's hot???
Cool kid
I mean based on looks alone yes-
Mother
Can I kidnap them and take them to
therapy?
Cool kid
No- but the counselor would agree-
Hisoka
Hm~ out of curiosity based on looks
how would you rate everyone~
Chrollo
I'm also curious now
Cool kid
I could answer but curiosity killed the
cat
Shalnark
An amazing day to not be a cat then
Mother
Tell us
Cool kid
✨N o✨
Hisoka
I'll just assume I'm a ten then~
Cool kid
Mk
Chrollo
Why aren't you telling us?
Cool kid
✨Private Information✨
Shalnark
So you're hiding stuff from us?
Cool kid
I mean- hiding how hot u find people is
a lot better than hiding the fact you're murderers-
Chrollo
We're not
Cool kid
Proof?
Cool kid
Exactly there is none
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Wrong number (HxH)
FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
Chapter 10
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