Are you for real?! (Naruto various x reader)

3rd POV

"Hey, Konohamaru! What do you want?!" Naruto exclaimed after getting chased around by a certain box with a low-quality rock design.

"That's what I expect from the man I respect! Good job on figuring it out." Konohamaru's voice was slightly muffled.

The disguise "evolved" into Konohamaru and his friends.

"*cough cough* Too much gunpowder used!" Konohamaru said on the ground, along with Moegi and Udon also coughing.

The young trio did their introductions again. Which I'm not typing down.

"What's going on with you guys? Hey, I'm about to take the second exam for the Chūnin Exam. I have no time to be playing with you guys." Naruto said in annoyance.

"We didn't come to play around!" Konohamaru stated.

"Yeah, we came here to do an interview!" Moegi added.

"That's right." Udon simply said.

"Interview?" Naruto questioned.

"Yeah, we were put in charge to write the featured article for the 'Chūnin Exam', for the Academy's class newspaper." Konohamaru replied.

"That's why we came to interview you, leader." Moegi said.

"Hey, over there! What are you doing?" Anko's voice came up.

(Y/n) started eating whatever candy she could find in her bag, even handing some to the other rookies.

"These three are here asking about an interview for the class newspaper." (Y/n) stated.

"Oh, I forgot about that, Lord Hokage did mention something like that..." Anko turned to the rest of the Genin.

"All right, starting now, all of you have a 10 minute break!" Anko exclaimed.

Konohamaru turned to Naruto.

"Big brother Naruto! I'm depending of you!" Konohamaru said with admiration.

(Interview time skip)

"I need shade." (Y/n) said, putting her hands above her eyes to block out the sun.

"There's something kind of creepy about this place." Sakura said with a uncertain look etched on her face.

"This place is called the Forest of Death, and you'll soon find out why." Anko said while smirking.

"The forest of death, you'll soon realize why." Naruto mocked the proctor.

"That kind of threat won't work on me. I'm not scared!" The blonde added.

"Really? You've got a lot of energy." Anko said with obvious annoyance.

Moments later, Anko threw a kunai at Naruto, which barely grazed his face and landed on the ground not too far away. A small cut appearing on his cheek.

Author: which cheek-

"ShuT tHE fUCk uP"

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"Man, I really don't have much diologue in this part.." (Y/n) whispered to herself.

Anko came up behind Naruto.

"A kid like you usually dies at the beginning, dappled with the red blood I like." Anko said, examining the open wound on Naruto's face, but suddenly stopped at pulled out a kunai.