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"oh fantastic he's gonna do our job for us" Blitz said happily to his workers

Addy pouts and said "I feel bad for him to die, I heard old people have wisdom"

"Well sorry Addy sweetie but the client wants him dead and and we make him die, ok so no need to pout" he pinches her cheek, making her giggle

Lyle made a noose with the tube

"Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Moxie asked

He then held it up

The demons watched as they ate popcorn and soda, as they enjoy the show

Before he could wrap it around his neck, the IV noose glowed, sending a night wave. The wave hit the four, making them fall back. Blitz's little cat sock flew up to the sky, leaving him sad.

As the light seems down, Lyle saw three angels, one was a human baby boy, one purple sheep and one yellow sheep.

Shocked, he said "oh lord i'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now"

The four got up as Blitz said "who the fuck are they?"

Addy got up and said "aww they are so adorable" she squishes her cheeks

Immediately, Moxie recognized who that are and said "oh no, sir those are--"

The baby angel, Cletus said "CHERUBS, Mr. Lyle"

"I hate filthy stinking often children" Lyle argued

The purple lamb, Collin explained "We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing on behalf of those in heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances

"oh hell no!" Blitz pulled out his gun

Blitz crashes through the window "Don't Listen--" he said before falling ok his face

Millie, Moxie and Aphrodite uses tye door as Moxie said "Lyle Lipton it is our--" he looked at Blitz for a minute than back to Lyle "humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die"

"I mean what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross." Millie cringed a bit

"I still don't see what's wrong of being old" Addy cluelessly asked

The yellow lamb, Keenie said as she lifted up Lyle's blanket and grabs his wallet "is that a serious question he can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world and do so much good with it and be so fulfilled" she tossed tye money in the air

"no" Lyle said in a grumpy tone

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools." Collin said

"Why won't you let me die?"

"oh sounds like you need help offing yourself there buddy. Moxie what do we got for this fella" blitz asked Moxie with a smirk

"I have some assault weapons crossbow, honey bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas-" movie was listing until Collin interrupts him

"he's classier than that"

Lyle already had one of Moxie's shotguns in his mouth. Collin pulls the gun away "there are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle"

"Yeah right smells like he ain't been out of bed in months" Millie sniffs Lyle's bed then throws up

"love can be beautiful at any age and we'll show him yeah" the CHERUBS cheered

"no" the three imps complained

"Well it would worth to see what to live for right" Addy said as she already organized Moxies weapons "oh yeah, I fixed up your weapons"

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