Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 24

(What the original looks like. You'll be fighting Hisoka, then Kurapika fights whoever loses, then other guy fights whoever loses that, then Leorio, you get it?)

"Impressive, right? After all everyone has at least two chances to win."

"But some people, like #295 and #406 get five chances." A salmon haired guy mentioned.

"Why didn't you use a balanced bracket?" An old guy questioned.

"A question that must be on everyone's mind." Not really, but ok. "This bracket was assembled based off your performance throughout the entire exam." Why do I have four chances then? I did almost nothing the past two phases.

"I'm not convinced. Can you explain how you scored our performances?" Killua asked. You're just mad I have more chances then you.

"Hm, Noooope!" What the fuck! That's a fucking jump scare! This isn't a horror movie!

"Why not?"

"Your scores are classified. I can't reveal your actual scores. But I can explain our methods. First, we consider three basic categories, physical strength, mental acuity, and overall impression. For physical strength, we use an aggregate of agility, flexibility, endurance, and perception." I should of scored high on that then.

"For mental acuity, we use an aggregate of resilience, adaptability, judgment, and creativity."

"However, this information is only used as a reference point. After all, you were all strong enough to advance to the Final Phase. However, we are most concerned with your overall impression. This refers to any intangible factors that can't be categorized." Cool, is Killua having some mental shit going on right now?

"The rules are quite simple. Weapons are allowed. No cheating. If your opponent admits defeat, you win. However, if you kill your opponent, you will be immediately disqualified. All remaining applicants will pass, and the exam will end." Interesting...

"Let the Final Phase begin!" Wait, why am I still in the exam? I might as well pass I guess, for the free shit. I could quit, for the memes though...

"The first match, Hanzo vs Gon." Damn, Gon's going to die. "Step forward." Where is that music coming from?

Author- You weren't supposed to hear that- one second-

Y/n- Who the fuck are you!?

Author- uhhh- ima just *memory wipe*

"Watch the next episode to see, a bald ninja turtle beat up a twelve year old child!" I shout, causing the applicants to die laughing. God I'm hilarious.

"I'm not a ninja turtle!" Bald guyᵗᵐ yells.

"And I'm not suicidal!" I shout back.

"What?"

"Sorry, thought we were saying things that were obvious lies." I respond, earning me questioning looks.

"I will serve as the referee. My name is Masta." Masta sounds an awful lot like master... "Best of luck to both of you."

"Hey! Good to see you again, you tailed me during the Fourth Phase." Bald guyᵗᵐ mentioned.

"You noticed?" The referee, that I didn't already forget the name of haha-, said. Oh shit, the match is starting!

"Now then it's time to begin." The referee said, stepping back.

Timeskip, because we all know Gon got his ass beat-

"Damn bro, you like to abuse children more than my mother does!" I say, earning me concerned glances from almost everybody.

"Beat his ass bro, beat his ass bro." I mumble to myself, earning even more concerned looks.