Castlevania: Through the Infinite Corridor of Madness

history of the entire world, i guess

CHORUS: Even crazier space dust!

NARRATOR: ...so now stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things, like this ball of flaming rocks for example.

Lisa, Sypha and Carmilla all just stared again in awe, "And we are in space? We can see such wonders, yes?" asked Lisa to their host.

"If you try to see with your naked eyes, you could possibly see several of the planets, but for the most part. All you will see are the stars. But if you have a telescope, like Dracula has. You could see several of the planets." Ace answered her.

Lisa was already jumping a bit in her seat, "Oh my love we have to go look! We can even take our son with us and make it a family event out of it!"

Dracula chuckled and kissed her head, "I think that sounds wonderful."

Alucard slightly smiled at the idea of being with his family for something.

Carmilla sat there thinking, really thinking, "I can finally see what the gods see."

NARRATOR: Holy shit! We just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks, and it kind of made a mess, which is-

CHORUS: Now the moon!

The year is now -4,000,000,000.

NARRATOR: Weather update, it's raining rocks from outer space.

NARRATOR: Weather update, those rocks might have had water inside them, and now, there's hot steam in the sky.

NARRATOR: Weather update, cooler temperatures today, and the floor is no longer lava.

NARRATOR: Weather update, it's raining.

NARRATOR: Severe flooding alert! The entire world is now an ocean.

NARRATOR: Volcano alert!

CHORUS: That's land!

Dracula's eyes widened, "So that's how the Earth was created... Brilliant."

"From fire, to water, to land. Truly a poetic creation." Isaac said.

Adrian nods as he adds, "Truly the universe and all its machinations are those of great power and even greater mystery."

Hector looks at his prince with surprise, "Such a way with words, your Highness."

Trevor took a sip of vodka before asking "I just have to ask, how did life start? How did we become what we are?"

Ace smirked underneath his mask, "That, my dear Belmont will be answered... Now."

Trevor's accent changed as he shouted, "Get on with it!"

OCEAN: (Mumbles) There's life in the ocean.

NARRATOR: What?

CHORUS: Something's alive in the ocean.

IMMATERIAL OBSERVER (IO): Oh, cool. Like, a plant or an animal?

The camera zooms in on a single-cell organism.

NARRATOR: No, a microscopic speck. It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever.

The cell divides.

NARRATOR: Oh, yeah, and it can do that.

Those cells divide many more times.