Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 47

Cool kid
So y'all come online now???

Dad
I was asleep

Cool kid
And when I said that you just woke
up?? 🤨🤨

Mom
Yes?

Cool kid
Oh- kk

Shalnark
Ok- but back on topic- why is Hisoka
near Y/n???

Cool kid
He's stalking me

Mother
What.

Dad
Hisoka.

Shalnark
No

Mom
Absolutely not

Cool kid
That or he's stalking Gon??

Shalnark
That's worse!

Cool kid
Maybe Killua- idk

Illumi has hacked his way into the chat

Illumi
What.

Cool kid
Wow 💔

Cool kid
U care about Killua but not me 😭😭💔

Illumi
😐😐😐😐😐😐

Cool kid
Staring contest?? 😐😐😐

Illumi
😐😐😐😐😐

Cool kid
😐😐😐😐😐😐

Illumi
😐😐😐😐

Cool kid
😐😐😐😑😐

Cool kid
NOOOOOO!!

Illumi
Fucking loser

Shalnark
Wtf just happened-

Cool kid
Oh yeah- who are you stalking Hiso??

Dad
Don't call him that

Mom
No. Absolutely not.

Mother
Don't call him that

Hisoka
Mainly you~ Gon is a second choice

Cool kid
Aww 🥺🥺💞

Illumi
That's not a good thing Y/n-

Cool kid
I'm somebody's first choice 💗

Shalnark
You're being stalked-

Cool kid
That's hot 😫🥵

Dad
I'm past the point of asking what's
wrong with you 😑

Shalnark
Wait- isn't Illumi the person you
were trying to fuck???

Word count: 2057

Fun Facts:

• Not me making Y/n the parent I want 😔😔 what I would give to not feel like a burden/bother- anyways I'm fine 😃 how are you all today?

• The amount of chaos in this chapter- so much goes on- Hisoka training Y/n, A bit of Kalluto fluff, texting the cult, texting the troupe- I'm also planning chaos for the next chapter so- like revealing that Y/n kissed Illumi and went on a date with him- and went on a date with Hisoka-

• Chrollo and Paku are definitely more strict when it comes to relationships- they would never let Y/n date (not like they can control us tho 💪💅✨) And Machi would allow us to date, the guy/girl just needs to be perfect- (also known as NOT FUCKING HISOKA)

Extra Fun Fact that's not really a fact:

• Okay so y'all are gonna need to give me
A- What Jinx should be the god of
B- Abilities for Jinx
C- Exactly how fucking op Jinx should be- (Like the ant king dude strength, or just way to op that he could kill anyone and everyone-)