WORLD OF MADNESS EXTRAS || MadCom X Child Reader

016. || Incorrect Quotes

Deimos: Love is free! 

Sanford: Adventure is free. 

2BDamned: Knowledge is free. 

Hank: Everything is free if you take it without paying. 

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(Y/N): I've done a lot of dumb stuff. 

Hank: I witnessed the dumb stuff. 

Sanford: I recorded the dumb stuff. 

Deimos: I joined in on the dumb stuff. 

2BDamned: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! 

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(Y/N): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? 

Sanford: Have everyone stand. 

2BDamned: Bring three more chairs. 

Deimos: The most important ones can sit down. 

Hank: Kill three. 

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Deimos, driving (Y/N) and Hank: So how was your day? 

(Y/N): We almost got surprise adopted! 

Deimos: What? 

Hank: We almost got kidnapped. 

Deimos: Oh, okay. 

Deimos: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Hank: I prevented a murder today. 

2BDamned: Really? How'd you do that? 

Hank: self control 

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Deimos: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside 

Sanford: 

Sanford: Deimos, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... 

Deimos: *Sips coffee from bowl* 

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2BDamned: Deimos was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. 

Deimos: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it. 

2BDamned: Deimos, you ate a chair.

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Hank, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! 

(Y/N), in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids 

2BDamned: what the fuck are you guys doing?