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016. || Incorrect Quotes

Hank: playing systemic oppression 

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*The group is getting into the car* 

Hank: I'm driving. 

(Y/N), out of view: Shotgun! 

Sanford, turning to face (Y/N): Aww! But you had it on the way here- 

Everyone except (Y/N): WOAH- 

(Y/N), holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun* 

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(Y/N): Hah! 69! You know what that means? 

Sanford: What? 

Hank: That you're a child. 

Deimos: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!? 

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(Y/N): Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. 

Deimos: This knife is actually a magic wand. 

Sanford: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. 

Hank: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 

2BDamned: What the fuck is wrong with you people. 

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Sanford: So what's for dinner? 

(Y/N), staring at the food they just burnt: Regret. 

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2BDamned: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. 

Hank, drinking toast: Why do you say that? 

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2BDamned: God, give me patience. 

Deimos: I think you mean 'give me strength'. 

2BDamned: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead. 

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Sanford: Deimos... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? 

Deimos: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.  

Sanford: 

Sanford: I wrote sanitize, Deimos. 

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Hank: Why are you on the floor? 

(Y/N): I'm depressed. 

(Y/N): Also I was stabbed, can you get Doc, please. 

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(Y/N): What does 'take out' mean? 

2BDamned: Food. 

Sanford: Dating 

Hank: Murder 

Deimos: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD. 

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(Y/N): What did you guys get in your yearbook? 

Deimos: 'Prettiest Smile' 

Sanford: 'Nicest Personality' 

Hank: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' 

2BDamned: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' 

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(Y/N): Good morning. 

Sanford: Good morning. 

Hank: Good morning. 

2BDamned: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 

Deimos: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS 

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alr that's it for now 

happy late madness day 

and good morning/evening/afternoon/night/midnight 

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9/23/22, 7:35 AM