Anyways I'm pretty sure the king absolutely loves us. Because we're just so amazing. I can't thing of a single person who hates us.
Hint the sarcasm.
Anygays, the next couple of days were spent constantly annoying the King. The whole castle being covered in glitter was a daily thing.
The words 'Surprise shawtyyyyy!' now strike fear into the kings heart. Those magical words are just insanely traumatizing. The King will never look at hockey pucks the same again.
I wonder, how traumatized is the King? I mean he's had to deal with our bullshit for about two weeks now...
Flashback number 1
"Pizza delivery!"
"Get away from me!"
"Don't you want to open the box?"
"No! Stay away!"
Flashback end
It was in fact not pizza, it was a delivery of 50,000 spiders. The King loved that. Spiders are just so easy to get rid of. Such a fun day.
Flashback number 2
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"I'm not even doing anything!"
"Why?"
Flashback end
Ah yes, the joy of children. No seriously, how does anyone want children?
(The author despises children.)
Flashback number 3
"...Why is there a giant box in the middle of the room?"
"It's just a late birthday present."
"Oh. ...I'm no longer accepting presents."
"A shame. Killua, light the fireworks."
"Fireworks? ...Shit."
Flashback end
Apparently fireworks are not meant to be used indoors! The King loved the hundreds of fireworks exploding in his face.
Flashback number 4
"It's silent... Pitou do you sense the demons anywhere?"
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FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
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