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weballinfr: thx 🥶

madmaxreal: 💀💀

ladyapplejack17: bet 10 hes gonna pull up looking goofy as fuck on Halloween

weballinfr: ur just mad cuz my costume is gonna be better than all of yours

ladyapplejack17: sure..

mikewheelchair: has everyone alr asked about going trick or treating and staying at my house on Halloween?

eggosrbetterthanu: yeah me and Will can go

weballinfr: i can go too

periodictablee: same here

madmaxreal: me too

mikewheelchair: alr my parents won't be home cuz they're taking Holly trick or treating

madmaxreal: im suprised they aren't making you take holly with us

mikewheelchair: my dad said he didn't want Holly around any of that "abcdefg+" nonsense

weballinfr: HELP WHAT

willingtocommitcrimes: my dad called it the BLT+ once so im not suprised

periodictablee: LIKE THE SANDWICH??😭

madmaxreal: BRUHH💀

eggosrbetterthanu: Will go get the door someone's knocking

willingtocommitcrimes: bro why your room is closer

eggosrbetterthanu: idc

willingtocommitcrimes: I'm comfortable

eggosrbetterthanu: if you don't get the door im telling mom it was you that spent 50$ on robux on her card

willingtocommitcrimes: BRO FINE
willingtocommitcrimes: i hate you

madmaxreal: 50 DOLLARS??

mikewheelchair: HELP WHY IS HE THE BIGGEST ROBLOX KID KNOWN TO MAN

*like 2 minutes later*

willingtocommitcrimes is typing
willingtocommitcrimes sent a chat.

willingtocommitcrimes: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: STEVE WAS AT OUR DOOR DRESSED AS A WOLF
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO SAID "trick or treat"
willingtocommitcrimes: IM CRYING

eggosrbetterthanu: I CANT I SEEN HIM DO THE WALK OF SHAME OFF OUR DOOR STEP

madmaxreal: ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET??😭

weballinfr: BYE

mikewheelchair: WHAT DID YOU SAY??

willingtocommitcrimes: THE WAY I SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE

madmaxreal: I CANT

willingtocommitcrimes: I COULD HEAR "all girls are the same" BY JUICE WRLD PLAYING IN HIS AIRPODS

weballinfr: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

periodictablee: I JUST DID 50 BACKFLIPS

eggosrbetterthanu: MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING

weballinfr: BRO U GUYS SHOULD HAVE RECORDED IT

willingtocommitcrimes: I WISH I DID

mikewheelchair: IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

weballinfr: THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST PART
weballinfr: HE HAD WOLF FACE PAINT ON TOO AND HE WROTE "alpha male" ON HIS CHEST

madmaxreal: IM SHEDDING TEARS

womenenthusiast: THE WAY I JUST READ ALL OF THAT
womenenthusiast: IM DYING
womenenthusiast: NOW I KNOW WHY HE HAD "alpha male asmr" IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY
(tinabrownstan I CANT)

willingtocommitcrimes: HELPP

periodictablee: NO WAY😭😭

weballinfr: LMAOAOAOAO

mikewheelchair: IM SHEDDING REAL TEARS

alphamale69: KYS!!

willingtocommitcrimes: I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING 💀

weballinfr: STEVE BE SO FR

madmaxreal: OKAY MR FURRY

eggosrbetterthanu: THE WAY HES NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED💀

alphamale69: why would i be embarrassed

mikewheelchair: IM SO DONE

willingtocommitcrimes: OH NAH

weballinfr: HELPP

madmaxreal: GOD FORGIVE ME

eggosrbetterthanu: i just looked up alpha male asmr and listened to it
eggosrbetterthanu: i will never be the same.

madmaxreal: ITS THAT BAD

eggosrbetterthanu: i am crying so hard

alphamale69: 😡😡😡😒

strappedrn: DIE!!


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I'll try to have a better chapter out tmmrw I swear 😭

Me and alaina 🤝 alpha male jokes

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