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First this cat makes me spend thousands and then just ruins my love life?

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Stop making suggestive fucking tweets. 🥱

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"you're so stupid" Min smiles and rolls her eyes, picking up Jambo and dropping him in my lap. "There, you have Jambo-" her phone begins to ring. "Oh no-" she takes out her phone. "AHH! IT'S ELI!" She drops her phone on the floor, I lean over and pick it up.

"Hello?"

"...J..!" She whisper shouts.

"Oh uh-? Wait-" the voice on the other end sounds confused. "Who-? Why does this person have my cousins phone?" Eli asks.

"Don't recognize your favorite streamer?" I grin, I hear the kid freak out on the other end.

"WAIT-WAIT, HOLY FUCKING FUCK-! where's Jazzy? Is-Is she with you? I need to talk to her" He calms down.

"Oh uh, yeah one second" I take the phone away from my ear and hold it out for Min to take. "It's for you sweetheart"

She glares at me and takes the phone from my hand, putting it up to her ear. "Augh- fuck!" She takes the phone away from her ear. "Eli shut your ass up!"

"Jambo no!" He gets up from my lap and walks out of the room, I roll my eyes.

"No" Min rolls her eyes. "No I did not just roll my eyes" she huffs, I smile. "No way- no"

"What?" I ask her.

"He wants to come over to your place" she explains bluntly. "Have you guys made it to your new place yet?" She asks Eli, she sighs. "Fine but your buying me food after- No, no no, shut up! I know I'm rich but that doesn't fucking matter right now. Bye Eli!" She quickly hangs up.

"So what was that about?"

"I have to go to their new place to help unpack, but I get free food out of it" she shrugs. "I guess I'll see you later J" Min stands up and stretches before walking to her shoes.

"Wait, wait, wait- can I come?"
























































"Can I help you?" The women with black hair asks. I stuff my hands in my front hoodie pocket and nod.

"Uh, I'm Min- Jasmine's b- friend, I was gonna help you guys unpack" I explain.

"Oh- I don't really-"

"Hey Lynn!" Min walks up behind me, I back up and they both hug.

"Hello Jazzy, who is this man?"

"This is J" Min pats my shoulder. "He wanted to help you guys unpack"

"Oh I'm sorry- you...just scared me a bit" Lynn chuckles.

"No, no. It's alright, I have that effect on people" I smile and run my fingers over my mutton chops.

"You're so stupid" Min nudges me.

"Come in, Daphne made cookies with the new oven" Lynn moves out of the way and we both walk inside. "Eli! Daphne! Jazzy and her friend are here" I hear shuffling in another room and a crash before a young boy runs down the hall.

"OH MY FUCK IT WAS YOU"

"Wha-? You know him?" Lynn looks at me. I slowly shake my head, I didn't want Min's whole bloodline to hate me.

"He's famous!" Eli exclaims. I had a whole rant ready. "He's a streamer, they play games and make money off it"

"That's...confusing? But! I won't go any farther into it" Lynn raises her hands in defense and walks into the kitchen.

"Oh..." I breathe out. "...I was about to rant again..." I whisper to Min.

"You idiot, they aren't rude like my family" she pokes my arm and walks to a box to begin unpacking.

I feel eyes on me so I turn my head and see Eli staring at me. "Uh, hey?" I wave slightly, I then realize he's wearing my Schlatt & Co. merch. "Fucking awesome, Min your cousins awesome" I point at his sweater.

She rolls her eyes and pulls a cat lamp out of the box in front of her.

"This is so fucking cool" Eli continues. "Are-Are you guys dating?!"

We both freeze, Min almost drops the lamp but quickly catches it.

"No!" We shout insync.

"Uh..." Eli looks at the two of us before laughing. "Okay, sorry I asked. Jeez" He holds up his hands to his chest.

"...it's fine..." Min mutters, placing the lamp on the couch gently.

"Um, yeah..." I sigh, I walk over to a box and open it. "Another cat lamp?" I take it out and look at it.

"They connect" Min grabs the other lamp and moves it next to the one in my hands, they connect at the tail making a heart.

"...oh-"

Eli looks at us before slowly walking backwards into the kitchen.

"I think I'm third wheeling..."

















































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