They don't know about us ~ Josh Larkin

~EPISODE EIGHT-PART FOUR~

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, I am the producer of a brand new podcast. Called The Max Khadar Show." Chip introduces everyone.

"What's up guys, it's your boy Max Khadar, and welcome to my first ever episode of my show. The Max Khdar Show." The nineteen-year-old moves around a lot. "He's nervous for once." Holly says shocked.

"Whoo, come on Maxy, you've got this!" Holly shouts, an encouraging smile on her face. "Thank you, it seems like I've already got a supporter." Max laughs. "Yeah, I'm your biggest fan Max, number one supporter." Holly holds up a finger.

"Since Max is a lady's man, we're going to ask for a female guest, to hop up and be the first one on the podcast." Chip tells the audience. "Kate, come up." Max wave her up, making everyone cheer.

"Hey, nice to meet you, I'm Max Khdar, what's your name?" He says into the mic, looking at the Blonde.

"I'm Kate, lovely to meet you." She shakes Max's hand. "Lovely to meet you too, tell me about yourself." Max leans back in his chair.

"Is this a dating show?" Kate laughs, looking at Max as everyone else laughs. "Just let's get to know each other." Max shrugs.

"I'm twenty-two, from London, and yeah single." Kate tells him. "Single yeah?" Max suggests making everyone laugh.

"Wow, it's funny you say that. Do you know why? I'm single, and guess what guys, I'm ready to mingle." He looks at the housemates, making them cheer and applaud.

"If you were to take me on a first date, where would you take me?" Kate asks. "Oh, can't lie your a Morley type ting." Max answers. "Morley's chicken shop." Chip laughs. "I thought he was gonna say travel lodge." Billy stretches.

"But, I'll take you somewhere special after the date. Do you wanna know where?" Max asks her. "Where?" She asks. "Travel lodge." He holds out the word, making everyone laugh.

"Tell me, what's a country you've always wanted to go to." Max tells the girl. "Dubai." Kate smiles. "Well your not going." Max quickly replies, making everyone laugh.

"Yeah, it was funny. But, what else did we expect? It's Max Khdar." Holly shrugs, sitting in the chair in the store room.

"If I have five thousand pounds, in a savings account right? And I give that five thousand pound card to you, and you can spend whatever you want. What are you getting?" Max asks.

"Quite a tricky one to be fair, a flight?" Kate says, not sure. "Well your not getting that either." He shakes his head, turning to look at the crowd.

"Chat to me, Ilyas." Max says, Ilyas now in the seat opposite him. "I'm shy." Ilyas tells him, into the microphone.

"What type of gyal are you into?" Max wonders, looking Ilyas up and down. "I'm shy." Ilyas looks at the floor, speaking in an American accent. "Ahhhh." Max looks up. "I'm like so shy right now." Ilyas bounces up and down in his chair.

"Oh, my gawd." Max says in a silly voice. "Like, so where would you take me on a first date?" Ilyas asks Max pretending to be a girl.

"Broski, worry about the mandem, Oi what you on?" Max asks him. "Like, I want you to tell me where you'd take me on a date?" Ilyas asks again. "I can't lie, yeah I'd take you noble still." Max replies.

"Have you got the fans for that?" Ilyas asks. "Do I have fans for that?" Max repeats Ilyas's question. "I don't think your up like that." Ilyas says changing his voice.

"Ilyas' voice changes, we're astronomical, out of this world." Holly shakes her head, leaning back in the chair. "Not better than mine though, he can't outdo the doer." Holly flicks her hair, staring into the camera. "And yes, that was my American accent." She nods.