Avengers React to No Way Home

The Peters

Webb Peter: Okay...

MJ: Who the hell are you?

Webb Peter: I'm Peter Parker.

MJ: That's not possible.

Webb Peter: I am Spider-Man... in my world. But then, yesterday, I was... I was just here. Wow...

Many heroes looked to the scientists and magicians as if search for an answer in the awed and confused expressions of these heroes.

[Webb Peter begins backing himself into a corner near the fridge, counting off his fingers while a variation on James Horner's "Main Titles / Young Peter" from The Amazing Spider-Man plays in the background.]

Webb Peter: String theory... Multidimensional reality... And matter displacement. All real?

"Always a nerd" Tony said fondly. God, he loved that kid.

Ned Leeds and MJ: Yeah...

Webb Peter: Knew it!

[Ned turns to MJ, whispering.]

Ned Leeds: This has to be because of the spell.

Webb Peter: The spell? Like magic spell?

MJ: There's no spell.

Ned Leeds: No spell. No.

Webb Peter: Magic's real here, too?

Ned Leeds: I mean..

MJ: Shut up, Ned. No, it's not real. Shut up.

Ned Leeds: I mean... There's magicians and stuff, but there's no like...

MJ: Stop it. Stop. [to Webb Peter] Prove it.

Webb Peter: Prove what?

MJ: That you're Peter Parker.

Webb Peter: I don't carry an ID with me, it kinda defeats the whole "I'm a superhero" thing.

Many laughs rang through the theatre, he really is a geek.

[Michelle chucks a piece of bread at the alternate universe Peter and quickly adopts a ninja pose. Webb Peter shrugs.]

Webb Peter: Why'd you do that?

MJ: I was trying to see if you had the tingle thing.

Webb Peter: I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.

[MJ picks up another roll]

Webb Peter: Can you not throw the... the bread again? You're a deeply mistrusting person... and I respect it.

Many laughs were heard, but more could be heard at a louder volume after seeing the tomato red of MJ's face.

[Webb Peter lightly hops towards the ceiling and sticks to it with his hand. Michelle points towards him, then fidgets]

MJ: Crawl around.

Webb Peter: Crawl around?

MJ: Yes!

Webb Peter: No...

MJ: Yes, crawl around!

Webb Peter: Why do I need to crawl around?

MJ: 'Cause it's not enough.

Webb Peter: This is plenty.

MJ: No, it's not!