Together Till' Death Do Us Part (Reader X Hu Tao)

(Two): Hilichurl attack

"Chongyun have you eaten something spicy?"

"Whaaaaat? Noooooo I would never, I proomise!"

"(Why is he talking like that inazuman Oni guy-)"

"That's the vainest promise I've ever heard. Well, since Chongyun is already wasted, we can go to an hot spring!"

Xingqiu seemed really excited about bringing his best friend to one.

"Abso-fucking-lutely not. He would probably break everything and wander off naked trying to catch a non existing spirit. And then I'd have to help him get out of all the Legal trouble."

"That is... Very specific. Has this happened before?" I asked Yanfei

"Not that I know, but it wouldn't be weird if it did... Hey, are you having fun?" She whispered the last part.

"Yeah, it's really nice." Yanfei seemed ecstatic about my answer.

"We could go to Wuwang Hill instead!" Hu Tao'eyes started sparkling as she suggested just the eeriest place in all of liyue.

"Eek! Not a chance! That place creeps me out!"

"Oh come on, Xiangling! We have Chongyun to send the spirits away!"

"He'd probably still chase them off."

"Guys! I have an idea! Let's let Y/N decide! And no, I won't wander off! Wait! Is that a spirit?! I have to-"

"Nope, you're not going anywhere." Xingqiu grabbed popsicle boy. "anyhow, his idea is not bad. Y/N, you're the new member, so you should decide. No pressure though."

"What about-"

"Help! Millelithes! The Hilichurls are attacking! Someone, please!"

A woman started yelling for help

"Well, not so different from what I had in mind, do you guys like to fight?"

"Not really, but preparing funerals whitout notice is a pain in the butt, let's go help them."

"(What in the-)"

Hu Tao bolted towards the direction of the voice, I followed immediately after.

"Well, I guess this evening's going to be fun." Xingqiu followed us

"Guoba? Come here, we need to go help someone!"

"A spirit!?"

"No, Chongyun, it's just some Hilichurls"

"Oh."

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Is that a freaking Lawachurl?!"

"Ya! Biadam!"

"(There was no need of insulting me, dumbass XXL hilichurl.)"

"At least no one seems to have died yet."

"Then let's keep it that way."

"Hu Tao, Xiangling, Yanfei, you deal with the smaller ones while us three kill the Lawachurl"

"Why do we have to go against the lawachurl?"

"You serious? If that thing hits the girls we'll have to do their funeral tomorrow."

"Well, you're not wrong. Wait, is that a spir-"

The Lawachurl punched the ground, the shockwave threw the distracted Chongyun against a rock wall."