Gravity Falls X Reader

Double Dipper

"I know the plan, buddy." Tyrone said. They both pull out Dipper's plan. Dipper backs away from Tyrone. "Hey, we're not gonna get jealous and turn on each other like the clones in the movies, are we?" He asked. "Dipper, please. This is you you're talking about. Plus, hey!" Tyrone snaps his fingers. "You can always just disintegrate with me with water." He said. They tip their heads. "Yeeah... " and tap each other's heads again. "Yeeeeah!' Tyrone handles the ticket station while Dipper is inside. They give each other the thumbs up. Dipper then walks over to Wendy. "Great news, Wendy! I got somebody to cover the concessions for me!" Dipper said. "That's awesome. You can hang out with me and Robbie. Robbie you remember Dipper from the convenience store?" Wendy asked. "Uh, no. Yo, Wendy, check out my new guitar." Robbie plays his guitar. Dipper gasps and then imagines Robbie and Wendy dancing. Tyrone calls Dipper. "Hey buddy it's me, you. I just had the same jealousy fantasy." He said. "We got to get rid of Robbie if I ever want to dance with Wendy!" Dipper said. "Hey, Dipper! We're gonna go sit on the couch! Meet us when you're done." Wendy said. "Oh no! They're sitting on the couch! We gotta think of something quick!" Dipper sees Robbie's bike. "I got an idea!" "I got the same one. But we're gonna need some help." Tyrone said.

Time Skip

"And that's where you come in number three!" Dipper said to a second clone. "But what if Robbie catches me? I'll be all alone!" He replied. "Yeah, he makes a good point." Tyrone said. "Okay, one more. Good point. Four Dippers. This is a four Dipper plan." Dipper makes another copy of himself and the machine jams. "Uh-oh, paper jam." Tyrone pulls the paper out of the machine and screams as it comes to life. " NYANYANYANYANYA-NAAAAA-NAAAAA. AAXUXAASSUAA-AAAA." C'mon, you're not gonna make me partner up with him, are you?" Number 3 asked. "SSSHH! Don't be rude. Hey, buddy hey. It's okay." Tyrone said. "AAAA-KKKKKKKXXX-KKKKXXX-A." The Paper Jam Dipper said. "Okay. Just one more clone." Dipper said.

Time Skip

"Always means forever ALWAAAAAYYYSS!" Her eigh voice breaks a plastic cup; she whispers  and points. "Forever." "I used to sing like that, before my voice changed." Grenda said. "Pacifica pulls ahead!" Soos said. "Try and top that!" She hands (Y/n) the microphone. "Oh, Grenda, by the way, you sound like a professional wrestler." She said. "I WANNA PUT HER IN A HEADLOCK AND MAKE HER FEEL PAIN!" Grenda shouted. "It's not over 'til it's over, sisters! Watch this." (Y/n) runs onstage. "Soos! Give me the 80s-ist, crowd pleasing-ist, rock ballad-y-ist song you got!" She said. Soos puts on Don't Start Un-Believing. "Excellent." She then began to sing

(Y/n)

Don't start UN-BELIEVING!

Never don't not feel your feelings!

She twirls her mic around. "NOW I'M GONNA DO A FLIP!" (Y/n) lands on her face. "THAT WAS FOR YOU GUYS!" Everyone cheers except Pacifica, who looks at the crowd, and Dipper whispers something in Soos' ear. "Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report outside. It is being stolen right now." Soos said. "Wait, WHAT?!" Robbie asked. Clones 3 and 4 ride Robbie's bike away from the shack and laugh. Robbie chases them. "Hey, come back here!" He shouted. "Oh, tough break. I wonder who those guys are who aren't me because I'm right here." Dipper said. "Now we're gonna bring it down for a minute. Ladies, dudes, now's the time." Soos said. "Oh snap, I love this song." Wendy sways her head in time to the music. Mabel runs over to Dipper. "Hey goofus, now's your chance to ask Wen-" Dipper covers Mabel's mouth. They move away from Wendy. "Now's your chance to ask Wendy to dance! C'mon! Go!" Mabel said. "Ok, ok." Dipper said, but he struggles to go over. 

"-uh,..." he runs away the opposite direction. "Uh, I'll be right back!" He said. Tyrone and Dipper are pacing around each other in the attic. "Oh, I agree. You can't just go and DANCE with her." Tyrone said. "The dance floor is a minefield, a MINEFIELD, Tyrone!" Dipper shouted. "What if there's a glitch in the sound system?" Tyrone asked. "Stan might get in the way." Dipper said. "Robbie might come back." Tyrone said. "There's too many variables. We need help." Dipper said. Dipper makes 6 more clones of himself. "Alright, Dippers! Gather round! Now's the time! You all clear on want to do?" Dipper asked. The clones nod monotonously and leave the attic. Number 10 walks up the Soos. "Hey, Soos, look! A glowing dot!" He said. "Oh man, I'm so glad I turned my head. That dot does not disappoint." Soos said. While Soos is distracted, number 10 puts in a disc labeled "Wendy Mix." The rest of the clones do their jobs as well. Number 8, who is sitting above the party, puts a dollar on a fishing rod and dangles it in front of Stan.