Gravity Falls X Reader

Gideon Rises

The Pines and Soos watch the ceremony through a chain-link fence then sigh as they lean on it. Dipper kicks a rock out of frustration. "Don't worry, guys. We'll get the shack back somehow." He said. Wendy joins them. "We better." She said. "Wendy!" (Y/n) and Dipper said happily. "If I can't work at the Shack, my dad's gonna force me to work upstate at my cousin's logging camp." Wendy said. "What? You're leaving town? But we need you here!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on..." Dipper glares at Soos. "...You... eucalyptus trees! Ha! The kid loves eucalyptus trees!" Soos laughs nervously. "Saved it!" There's a noise from the bushes. "Oh man, guys. Don't look now." Wendy said. Robbie emerges from the bushes holding a boombox. "Take me back, Wendy! My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boombox forever!" Robbie said. Wendy mounts her bike. "I was never here." She rides away. Robbie chases after her. "Have you been getting my texts? Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy!" He called.

Time Skip

"This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family." Abuelita said. "Where will we stay, guys?" Mabel asked. "Where will I put all my sweaters?" She asked. "And what's Stan gonna tell Mom and Dad?" Dipper asked. "Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does." Soos said. "Don't worry, your son and daughters are fine. Where're we staying? Uh, I put 'em up in this amazing four-star hotel!" Stan lied. A cockroach goes up in flames after touching a broken toaster wire. Stan opens the refrigerator. "What, uh, sure we got-" Stan shakes a near empty gallon of milk. "plenty to eat." He closes the fridge. "Relax, if I thought I couldn't take care of these kids, I'd send them back right away. Uh huh, you too." Stan puts the phone down. "Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza?" (Y/n) asked. Stan checks his pockets only to discover they're empty and sighs.

Time Skip

"Go red car!" Mabel and (Y/n) shouted. "Go other red car!" Soos shouted. "This would be a lot more fun with batteries." Dipper said. Soos moves the red car then it bumps the other red car out of its place. Stan walks into the room and clears his throat. "Kids, we've got to talk. Look I've been thinking and... I can't take care of you anymore. I don't have house or a job. The plan is, you're goin' home. Your bus leaves tomorrow, here are your tickets." Stan said. "But Grunkle Stan, you can't give up!" (Y/n) shouted. "Yeah dude. Look at these faces!" Soos begins nudging Mabel. "Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it!" Soos said. "Look, I lost, okay? The best thing is for you to be with your parents. I'm sorry, kids, Gideon won." Stan places (Y/n)'s, Dipper and Mabel's bus tickets on the table. "Summer's over." He said. "Mr. Pines! Come back! RECONSIDER!!" Soos runs after him. "Guys, that's enough. If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon, then we'll have to do it ourselves." (Y/n) said. "Gideon may have the upper hand, but we have one thing he doesn't." Mabel said. 

Dipper holds out the journal. "The journal!" He said. Mabel holds out her grappling hook; simultaneously. "A grappling hoo- oh. The journal... Journal!" She said. "Alright, the bus to take us out of Gravity Falls comes at sundown. If we wanna stay in town we've got to get past those guards, make it through the fence, and get Gideon to hand over that deed." (Y/n) said. "Leave that to Mabel. Wa-chaw!" Mabel shoots the grappling hook. It hits a tree branch, then ricochets to Dipper. It hits him in the face. "Ah!" Dipper shouted. "Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?!" Dipper asked. "Nope!" Mabel said. "Okay. What can we use to defeat Gideon? Let's see... Barf fairy?" Dipper asked. "Yeah!" Mabel said. "Nope. . Butternut Squash with a Human Face and Emotions?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah!" Mabel said. "Nope." Dipper said. "Whoa, what's this?" Mabel asked. "I've stared at this page for hours. It seems like a blueprint to build some kind of strange futuristic super-weapon-" (Y/n) began. "BORING! To defeat those guards we need some kind of army." Mabel said. "... Wait a minute! An army! Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!" Dipper said. "Uhh..." Mabel nervously tugs her sweater's collar.