Gravity Falls X Reader

Gideon Rises

Time Skip

"I think this is their hiding spot." Dipper said. "I wonder what Gnomes do out here all alone in the forest?" Mabel asked. "Aaah!" The triplets scream. They see Jeff bathing in squirrels. "Do do do..." Jeff sees them. "Aah! This... this is normal. This is normal for gnomes. Scrub scrub." He scrubs his armpit with a squirrel. The triplets look at each other disgusted, and look back at Jeff. "Well, well, well. Look who came crawlin' back. Take five, Chris." Jeff said. A squirrel jumps out of the tub. "You guys keep doin' what you're doin'. So, changed your mind about marryin' me, did you, Mabel?" Jeff asked. "As if, you creep!" (Y/n) snapped, glaring at Jeff. "Ew, hardly. We need your help. And seriously, ew!" Mabel said. "You want our help? After you left me at the altar? No dice!" Jeff said. "Well, what if we were able to get you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me." Mabel said. "Her name's Gideon, and she has lovely white hair." (Y/n) said. "Whoa. Mature woman, huh? Hey Shmebulock, get my cologne!" Jeff said. Shmebulock comes in. "Shmebulock!" He said. "Is Shmebulock all you can say?" Jeff asked. There's an awkward pause. "Shmebulock..." he said. "It's a deal!" Jeff shakes hands with (Y/n). "Where are you, Journal?" Gideon takes a shovel and starts to dig. "Where are you!" He shouted. "Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests." Bud said.

"What?" Gideon asked. "Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon, or else." (Y/n) threatened. "Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?" He Emphasizes, and well-built guards behind him. "Yes, you are supposed to say that. Now!" Mabel shouted. Suddenly an army of gnomes surround Gideon; knock out and tie up the guards. He gasps. "You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army, now give us back our deed and get off our property!" Dipper said. "And let the marriage ceremony begin!" Jeff said. Gideon sighs. "Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to-" Gideon pulls out a whistle and blows it and all the gnomes cover their ears. "Ha! What do you know! Works on gnomes too!" Gideon blows the whistle again. "Stop! We'll do anything! How can we serve you your majesty! The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!" Jeff said. 

"I am not a girl!" Gideon shouted. "Really? But your skin is so soft. You moisturize, or..." Jeff said. Gideon points at (Y/n), Dipper and Mabel. "Subdue them!" He shouted. The gnomes grunt and charge at the triplets. "Let go!" Dipper shouted. Journal 3 falls out of Dippers pocket. "Oh no!" He shouted. "No! Could it be? Is it?" Gideon runs up to Journal 3. "No!" (Y/n) shouted. "Of course! It all makes sense!" Dipper struggles to break free from the gnomes. "The one place I'd never think to look! You had it the whole time! And to think I actually considered you a threat!" Gideon flicks Dipper's nose. "No! Give it back!" Dipper reaches for the journal. "Every victory you had was because of your precious book!" Gideon mocked. "Give it back or I'll-" Dipper said. "Or you'll what, boy? You'll what? Huh? Huh? No muscles. No brains. Face it! You're nothin' without this!" That comment infuriated (Y/n). "That's not true!" She shouted furiously. Gideon waves at them. "Bye bye forever, y'all!" He whistles, and the gnomes carry (Y/n), Dipper and Mabel away. "NOOOOOO!" They shouted.

Time Skip

Mabel is pacing, and Dipper is sitting on the floor, with (Y/n) trying to comfort him. "Next time, do your own dirty work! Come on boys!" Jeff said. The squirrels jump into Jeff's pants. (Y/n) sighs. "Well, that's it. Guess the bus should be here soon." She said. "What? (Y/n), don't give up! You always have a plan!" Mabel said. "No! The journal always has the plan! Think about it, Mabel, Gideon was right. The only courageous or cool things I've ever done have been because of that journal. Without it, I can't help you, or Stan, or anyone." She said. "There's gotta be something we can do?" Mabel asked. "What can we do?" Dipper asked. 

The triplets board a bus, looking glum. "Bus 52, departing Gravity Falls, all aboard." The announcer said. (Y/n), Dipper and Mabel walk to the back of the bus and look out the window to see Stan. "Sorry kids, it's for the best." Stan said. The bus leaves with Wendy, Grunkle Stan, Grenda and Candy outside the window upset and waving at (Y/n), Dipper and Mabel as the bus departs. "I can't believe this is happening." (Y/n) said. Gideon giggles. "I've got it! I finally got it!" He runs through the living room, exclaiming at Bud and Mrs. Gleeful. "Get out!" He shouted. "It's finally mine! At last, I have journal number.." He places 3 on the table. "Three?! There are THREE of them? But where is journal number one? I must have all three for the power to be unlocked! But where could I- Dipper! He must know where it is! He gave me the third one and he kept the first for himself!" He rips out some of his hair.