Gravity Falls X Reader

Fight Fighters

"Oh! Don't! Please, man!" Robbie mocked. "What're you gonna do, huh, huh? What, what?" he asked. "Hello?" Wendy asked. Dipper smacks Robbie's cell phone out of his hand, making it hit the ground and break. "My phone!" Robbie shouted. "I-I'll buy you a new one!" Dipper said quickly. "Oh no, you're not getting off that easy!" Robbie lifts Dipper up by the collar and prepares to hit him. Stan pokes his head out of the window. "Hey! I know a fight when I see one! Stay right there!" He closes the window. Robbie throws Dipper to the ground. "You. Me. Circle Park. 3 o'clock. We finish this." Robbie walks away. Stan arrives with a bucket of popcorn. "Aw, he's gone! I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets! The smart money's on Skinny Jeans." Stan said. Later, (Y/n), Soos, Stan, Mabel, Waddles and Dipper, who is pacing back and forth, are in the living room. "What was I thinking?! I can't fight! I've never been in a fight before! Look at these noodle arms!!" Dipper waves his arms.

 "Just bonk him over the head! It's nature's snooze button!" Stan suggested. "Geez. Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret? Like girls do!" (Y/n) said. Stan snickers. "Sure, listen to your sister! Maybe you can share dresses too!" Stan laughs. "BOOM!" "Maybe he'll just forget about it. Maybe it'll all blow over." Dipper said. "I don't know, Dipper. Teenagers are dangerous. Those hormones turn them into like, killing machines!" Soos said. "R-Really?" Dipper stammered. "Oh yeah, dude. My cousin Reggie got in a fight with a teen once. The guy broke like, all his arms, all his legs, and I think, killed him or something, I don't know. Me and Reggie were just talking about it." Soos said. "Soos, you're not helping!" (Y/n) snapped. Dipper backs up into corner. "I can't stay here! What if Robbie comes back!? I gotta hide!!" He said. "Look, kid. You got yourself a choice here. You can either go face him like a man, or you can hide indoors like a wimp. What'll it be?" Stan asked. Dipper silently ponders what Stan said. Later, Soos is playing an arcade game and Dipper is hiding under it. 

"Wimp it is." Soos said. "Soos!" (Y/n) scolded. "C'mon Soos, Robbie's twice my size. I mean, what will getting myself killed accomplish? I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passes." Dipper looks at a watch; it turns into 11:30. "Uggggh, this day will never end!" He shouted. "Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie." (Y/n) said. "Ah!" Dipper looks up at dozens of posters for Robbie's band, all with their slogan: "You're dead!" Later, on TV, Sassica berates a teenage girl. "Giiirl, why you 'ackin so cray-cray?" She asked. Everyone cheered. "Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray? will be back in a moment." The announcer said. "Poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears." (Y/n) said. Stan walks into the kitchen. "Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any." Stan tries to reach an item on a shelf. "Ugh, ugh!" He said. "You want me to go get a ladder?" Mabel asked.

"We don't have one." Stan said. "Why?" (Y/n) asked. "You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder." Stan said. "Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray-cray?" Mabel asked suspiciously. (Y/n) chuckles. "Nice one Mabel." She said. "YOU'RE the one who's "ackin' cray-cray!" Stan leaves the room. "I gotta go now." "Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders? Of course! I think he has a secret fear of heights!" (Y/n) said. "We'll have to test him to be sure! Or we could leave well enough alone... Nah!" Mabel said. Meanwhile Soos is playing NORT. His avatar falls over. "Man, I wonder what it would be like to go inside a video game for real!" Soos drills his way into the arcade game itself. 

"I should have thought of this years ago!" He tries to squeeze in. Dipper is Playing "Fight Fighters" "Stupid Robbie. Such a jerk!" "Round One! Fight!" The game said. Dipper loses the first round. "K.O! Continue?" The announcer asked. "A WINNER NEVER RUNS AWAY FROM A FIGHT!!" Rumble shouted. Dipper sighs. "That's easy for you to say, you have more than one life. Ugh, I wish one of these guys would fight Robbie for me." Dipper starts to insert another coin, but drops it and it rolls onto the floor. He bends down to pick it up and notices something written on the machine, and brushes off the dust, revealing the text; Reading message. "To unleash ultimate power?" I do like things that are ultimate." Dipper enters the code. "Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward, down, hold, quarter circle, forward, triple punch!" The machine shuts down. "I guess it didn't work." The screen flares back to life. "Uhhh Soos?" Dipper asked.