TONY: Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself- twelve percent of the credit.
PEPPER: Twelve percent?
TONY: An argument can be made for fifteen.
Pepper walks toward the living room.
PEPPER: Twelve percent of my baby?
TONY: (following Pepper)Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things and sorry but, the security snafu? That was on you.
PEPPER: Oh!
TONY: My private elevator.
Pepper pours champagne in two glasses.
PEPPER: You mean our elevator.
TONY: Yeah, it was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later aren't I?
PEPPER: Not gonna be that subtle.
TONY: I'll tell you what, next building is gonna say 'Potts' on the tower.
PEPPER: On the lease!
TONY: Call your mum, can you bunk over?
JARVIS: Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.
TONY: Ah
Tony picks up his high-tech phone and holds up.
AGENT COULSON: (on phone screen)Mr. Stark, we need to talk.
TONY: You have reached the Life Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
AGENT COULSON: (on phone screen)This is urgent.
TONY: Then leave it urgently.
The elevator opens and Coulson comes out.
Security breach. (to Pepper)That's on you!
PEPPER: Phil! Come in!
Pepper and Tony walk over to Coulson, who is entering
TONY: Phil?
AGENT COULSON: I can't stay.
TONY: Uh, his first name is Agent.
"Tony that's rude" Steve commented in his 'Captain America' voice. "Steve, don't use the 'Captain America' voice it's so annoying and also it's a joke. Making jokes and giving nicknames is Tony's whole purpose in life cause he has nothing better to do." Raisa said making the others nod. Despite their differences that were highlighted in the civil war everyone could agree on the fact that Steve used his 'Captain America' voice when it was unnecessary. "I thought that was how the Captain always spoke" Thor commented cluelessly while tilting his head like a confuse puppy. At the sight of this, Raisa reached over Tony to pat Thor on the head which caused Thor to beam brightly, 'That man radiates golden retriever energy' Raisa thought with a big smile on her face. Loki at the moment accidentally read her mind and busted out laughing. The others looked at him confused and he just shook his head and waved them off, leaving the others confused whilst Raisa had a smirk on her face knowing that he had just read her mind and that he laughed because of it.
PEPPER: Come on in, we're celebrating.
TONY:(fake smiling)Which is why he can't stay.
AGENT COULSON: (handing Tony the laptop)We need you to look this over, as soon as possible.
Tony stares at the laptop.
TONY: I don't like being handed things.
"Why? Do you have thing for germs or something?" Ron Weasley asked. " No, it's just many people have tried to kill me in the past and so I have to be careful but also the germs" Tony replied.
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