Bill Cipher x Reader-Why do you have to leave?

Chapter 2

{Bill}:What about you [Name]?You live alone anyway,right?I could stay with you and-

{Dipper}:No Bill,leave us alone.Find yourself another home and-

[Name]:Uh...I guess you can stay...

{Dipper & Mabel}:What?!Are you crazy?!

[Name]:No,but he seems a nice person and we could-

{Dipper}:We could NOT trust him!He is dangerous!He could-

{Bill}:Chillax PineTree,the girl just accepted.Now,if you excuse us,we will go.

Bill got your hand and teleported you two to your home.

[Name]:Well..uhm..make yourself at home.

{Bill}:I'm sure I will.

Bill's stomach growled and you chuckled.You took him into the kithchen and put him on a chair.You got from the fridge some juice and food.

[Name]:There you go.You can eat this.

{Bill}:Um,yeah...do I really need to eat?

[Name]:You don't know how to eat,do you?

{Bill}:Not really,I never made a vessel and it took a lot from my powers.I need some months to restore.Right now I can't do anything,and I know just a few things about the human body.So,you must help me.

[Name]:Look.As you can see,you eat just like this.You put the food in your mouth and chew it with your teeth,and then you swallow it,and it gets in your stomach.The juice is a little harder,because you could drown or die.

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Bill tried and tried to drink,but,at one moment,he had juice all over his clothes and he had the mouth full of it.He was laughing and sometimes drowning,and when he saw your face he laughed even harder.

{Bill}:You know I'm not that stupid,right?I know everything about the human body.You should see the worried look on your face,it was priceless!

[Name]:Oh come on!I've wasted two hours for bullshit!

{Bill}:Don't be silly [Name]!You wasted two hours with me!

[Name]:Urgh,it's so late.I'm going to bed.

{Bill}:Hey,where do I sleep?This vessel needs to rest kid!

[Name]:You can sleep on the sofa in the living room,I'll buy you a bed tomorrow.

{Bill} :Oh come on kid,can't I sleep with you?

[Name]:No.Go in the living room,I need to sleep in peace and quiet.

You changed your clothes and got in your bed.Bill,surprisingly,slept on the sofa,until he woke at 9 AM in the morning.

[Name]:Come on Bill,wake up,you slept too much!We have to buy that bed today.

{Bill}:Urgh,ok,ok.Let me just get up from there.

[Name]:Bill,did you just slept with your casual clothes?

{Bill}:Yeah,why?

[Name]:Humans need to change clothes Bill!Remind me to add clothes to that shop list.

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{Bill}:[Name]!Come downstairs!I made you a sandwich!