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(why does the quality suck doe)He pulls a marshmallow out of his pocket and clenches his hands into fists, while putting them close to his face, ''I've got one of these for the cutest wittle guy I ever saw!'' He says as if he's speaking to a baby ...

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(why does the quality suck doe)

He pulls a marshmallow out of his pocket and clenches his hands into fists, while putting them close to his face, ''I've got one of these for the cutest wittle guy I ever saw!'' He says as if he's speaking to a baby or a dog and pouts his lips in awe.

''Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy...'' he exclaims, while squishing it in-front of Lorax's face. You can't help but laugh at this.

(I wish he'd squish my thighs grrr)

''How DARE you!!'' Lorax says offended. ''Gimme that!'' He barks, with his eyebrows furrowed. he snatches it and sniffs it. His eyebrows raise and his eyes widen when he realizes how good it smells. he shakes his head and tries to seem tough again, ''I'm going to eat this, but I am highly offended by it!'' he exclaims and and shoves it in his mouth.

After he swallows the marshmallow he runs to one of the tree things that is holding up the tall guys tent.
He kicks it and the tall guy starts to panic, ''WOAH! What are you- What- Hey, Mustache!''  He pulls the rope that's on his tent and gets the wooden thing, he hammers it into the ground with the rope attached so the tent doesn't fall, ''Will you stop that?''

He looks up and sees Lorax standing by another one of the wooden things, he pulls it out too, and the tall guy runs to hammer it into the ground again. ''What's your deal, man?!?'' The guy shouts.

(I had the urge to moan js now)

''Time for you to go, Beanpole!'' Lorax says and keeps doing it.

''Pull them right out, Just going to put them right back in!! We can do this all day.'' The tall guy shouts while trying his best.

(Whatever you're thinking, enough.)

They keep going around the tent until one of the wooden things get replaced with a bear.
The tall guy grabs the bear without noticing it's a bear, ''WOAH- Stop right there! Stop it!'' Lorax shouts, the tall guy looks down and notices the bear. He let's go of the bear and yelps (????)

Lorax pick the animal up and the tall guy stands up while looking down at Lorax, ''So you would hammer one of nature's innocent creatures?'' Lorax says and pets the bear after putting him down.

''What?! NO! I-I would never hit this little guy!''
The tall guy furrows his eyebrows, ''You, on the other hand, I would gladly pound you AND your mustache into the ground!!!'' The tall guy says and points at Lorax with his hammer.

''Behold!'' Lorax starts.

You move closer, and hide behind the tent.

''The intruder and his violent ways.'' Lorax walks towards the animals that are watching. The tall guy drops his hammer and kicks it behind him.

''Shame on you. For shame!'' Lorax looks at the tall guy and the animals nod.

''All right, you know what? That's it!'' The tall guy walks closer to Lorax. ''You listen to me, you furry meatloaf.'' He walks quickly over to Lorax and points at him. ''I'm going to chop down as many trees as I need. Okay?''
''Newsflash! Not going anywhere! End of story!!'' He storms into his tent and slams the door. Since you're by the tent, you look in a window to see what's going on. The tall guy yells when he sees Lorax inside of his tent, on his desk, even though he was just outside.

''Then you leave me no choice..'' Lorax says while leaning onto the .. wall..?..
Lorax jumps down from the desk and tries to look mysterious, ''If you're not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you and curse you until the end of your days!'' The tall guy looks at him confused, ''You have been warned..'' Lorax says and tries opening the door but fails. The tall guy opens the door for him, ''Thanks.'' lorax says. ''Yeah, okay.'' The guy says. ''You have been warned.'' Lorax says as he exits the tent

He closes the door and spins around. He catches you outside the window and jumps back and yells. "WOAH- Who are you?!" He asks confused, he places a hand on his chest, leaning on the desk.

(someone give this guy a break)

You stand there, not knowing really what to say, ''uhh..''

"Hello?" the tall guy says, He approaches you cautiously.
''Sorry, I was going for a walk.'' You stammer. He stops walking and raises his eyebrows a bit

"A walk?" the tall guy says.
"I am so sorry for scaring you." you apologize.

"For how long have you been watching?" he inquires, still somewhat unsettled.

"Not for too long..'' You say, he moves closer to you.

"Right, uhm.. did you need something?" he asks, leaning against the counter (dawg idek, js roll with it.)

"No," you reply, looking down. The silence is getting loud, creating an awkward atmosphere that both of you find uncomfortable.

"What's your name?" you ask him, attempting to break the tension. He forces a smile and responds, "The Onceler," extending his hand for a handshake.

"That's a ..uh.. nice name!" you chuckle, shaking his hand. "And what's your name?" he asks. "My name's Y/n," you reply, locking eyes with him and studying the details of his face.

For some reason you js can't get your eyes off him, His face becomes red when he realizes you're staring at him.

"Uh... Ahah, what are you doing?.." he asks, growing uncomfortable and awkwardly smiles. "I don't know.." you mumble, unable to tear your eyes away from his face. "Huh?" he let's out, confused.

The most prettiest part about his face are his eyes, You can't get your eyes off them and his hair so soft and pretty. How is a man this pretty? How is it even possible.. His hands are so warm and soft. It feels like you've swallowed a bunch of butterflies for breakfast and all you want to do is scream.

(And maybe cream)

"Nothing..." you say, releasing his hand. You shake your head and stop thinking about his eyes and hair. "Do you live here?" you ask, taking a step back. "No, it's temporary, I guess," the Onceler chuckles.

"Or maybe not" he shrugs. "Do you live here?" He asks and slightly smirks. "No, but my house isn't too far away." You say and smile.

''Oh, by the way, what do you mean by 'temporary'?'' You ask him, He smiles and says, ''I'm going to be making the greatest thing of all time! The THNEED!" He puts his hands on his waist confidently

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''Oh, by the way, what do you mean by 'temporary'?'' You ask him, He smiles and says, ''I'm going to be making the greatest thing of all time! The THNEED!" He puts his hands on his waist confidently.

"That sounds cool, what's it for?" You ask

"I'm glad you asked, it's for all kinds of stuff! You can wear it as a hat, shirt, maybe you can use it even as a parachute, it could be a scarf, a bag, towel, you can use it for anything!" He explains excitedly.

You pretend like you actually care and compliment him. "That's really smart!" You say and nod.

''I have to, uh.. Go.. But good luck with your Thneed thing!'' You say.

"Alright, oh maybe you can come back tonight or something? To help me with my thneed ya know?" Onceler says and smiles. You look at him and nod.
"Sure, why not!" You reply

This feels like an invitation to heaven

"Alright, bye Y/n!" Onceler says as you walk back home.

On your way home you think about the way you couldn't breathe and all you could think about was him, But hopefully it's normal.

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