They don't know about us ~ Josh Larkin

~EPISODE THIRTEEN - PART ONE~

"Wait, Lil and Arthur, are dating?" Ilyas turns to the brunette. "Yeah, have you been living under a rock? They made it Instagram official like four months ago." Holly laugh. "Shit, I had no idea." Ilyas itches his head. "What is this?" Kate asks walking into the room. "Would you like, eat a cockroach or something?" Grace looks at the blonde. "You know what you would eat?" Holly turns to Grace.

"What?" The girl sceptically asks. "A cockroach but take away the roach." Holly laughs a bit. "Wha... Ew no." Grace pushes the girl away, once she gets what she meant. "Can't touch this." Holly starts saying as she runs out of the room once Grace threatens to chase after her. "To be fair, she's right." Grace shrugs, sitting back down and making everyone in the room laugh.

"Nah, let me tell you a story?" Max waves his arm around getting the housemate's attention. "Can you give us a joke?" Grace asks. "No, it's about you, it's about you," Max tells Grace. "Ohh now I need to hear this." Holly walks into the room and takes a seat in between Max and her boyfriend. "You're in the story as well." Max points at the woman. "Shit." Holly sighs.

"So I was sleeping yeah, everyone was asleep. This was when my ribs were hurting, so I slept late. So, I woke up, you were asleep and one eye was open." Max explains, pointing to Grace. "One eye open when I'm sleeping, one eye." Chip and Holly say together, laughing when they look at each other. "Great minds." Holly holds her hand up. "Think alike." Chip smiles, high-fiving the girl.

"That's a lie." Grace scoffs. "I swear." Max shakes his head. "She was like this." Max tilts his head back closing one eye. "Are you sure I didn't just wake up and then close them again?" Grace questions. "It was staring at me for like two or three seconds." Max defends himself. "Nah, you're a liar, my eye... I snore, but I don't sleep with my eyes open." Grace shakes his head. "Yes, you do." Max persists.

"Wait, did he say you sleep with one eye open?" Billy looks at Grace. "Yeah." The girl nods. "But, your bed and her bed are far away." The twenty-year-old looks to the youngest in the house. "You look like Hagrid when you sleep and all." Chip sits up, looking at Grace. "That's so rude." Holly laughs, leaving her head on the man's shoulders. "Wha... explain yourself," Grace says flabbergasted.

"Just like, you have a Hagrid look about you." Chip nods. "What like my hair and shit?" Grace asks, moving her hair around. "Personally, I think you look sexy, Grace." Holly winks at the blonde. "That's." Grace laughs, flipping her hair behind her shoulders. "Can I finish my story now?" Max puts his hand up. "Oh yeah, tell us." Kate nods.

"It was the same night, so I slept late. But Holly you got out of bed and walked out of the room." Max says. "Yeah, I was probably just getting a drink." The brunette shrugs. "You were fast asleep," Max tells her. "Shit, what did I do?" Holly sighs. "You started dancing around the living room and singing. I'm surprised you didn't wake anyone up." Max laughs.

"She woke me up." Chip smiles. "Did I wake anyone else up?" Holly looks at her friends. "No." They all say. "Beautiful singing though. It was just like being at a Taylor Swift concert." Chip laughs. "What songs?" Holly turns to him. "You sang the whole of her Speak Now album," Chip tells her. "Whatever song I belted it is not a sign okay, I don't want to break up with you." Holly pats his arm.

"Phew, now I don't have to think about you belting out Back to December." The man pretends to wipe sweat from his forehead. "I'll sing you Mine and Enchanted when we get back home." The Lewis girl leans on him. "Hell yeah, free concert." Chip throws his hand in the air. "Then you started crouching next to yours and Chip's shared bed telling him to marry you." Max laughs making everyone else follow.

"What can I say, I know what I want. And what I want is a sexy, fine-ass-looking man." The twenty-seven-year-old shrugs, leaning back onto her chair. "Yeah, where is he?" Grace squints her eyes, looking around the room. "Oi, the sexy hunk of meat is right in front of you." Chip stands up in fake offensive, holding his arms out. "Yeah, don't say that again." Grace laughs.