'Mother... Father...'
'That's right... I'm here because of my mother and father. But why?'
"Y/N L/N, Subject 034" his voice echoed
'Now I remember... heh... I'm in this position because my parents view me as a monster, a monster they made millions...
Her and Mia were still very, very high. "Mia, you should like.—" Y/N was standing on the cat and fell off. Mia started laughing.
Y/N tied her clothes together to make a seat, it was attached to the ceiling fan. She was sitting on the floating clothing chair. Mia flicked it onto max. Y/N started flying.
Sudden denkt the whole fan falls and Y/N guys fling into the wall. The two have a belly laugh. Y/N heard her phone ring. She waddles over to it and picks up.
"Γειά σου? ποιος είναι? Είμαι πολύ ψηλά και πονάει ο κώλος" (hello? who is it? im very high and ny ass hurts-Greek)
"STOP DUCK YOURSELF TO MY WALLS, YOU GODDAMN βλάκας!(jackass)—BANG— OMG MIA😨" Vee was clearly still high, she didn't really pay attention to who was calling.
"Y/N." The boss sighed. "Γειά σου (hello)" Y/N stopped laughing, she was actually crying because she was trying to hard not to laugh. She was only like this when she was high.
"English please. And your on speaker." Mori calls out. "Ah. Okay. So why'd you call?" Y/N asks dead serious. Mia was laughing in the background. "Have you forgotten about the executive meeting?" He calls. "Uhm... no I'm actually just about to leave now" Y/N says into the phone.
"PUT YOUR SHIRT ON FIRST!" Mia yelled. "Y/N, the meeting started an hour and a half ago." He sighed before laughing a little.
"Right. Bye boss" Y/N thought she hung up but she didn't. "BRO!? WHY ARE YOU PUTTING COCAINE KITTY IN THE OVEN?!" Y/N yells.
"I am both high and drunk. Fuck." Y/N called. A few of the executives laughed through the phone.
A loud bang was heard along with laughing. "Y/N? OH SHIT Y/N!" Mia continued to laugh. "OW!" Y/N yells.
"Bro, all of my clothes are knotted together. Fuck. How did that happen? Taht so crazy" Y/N said to Mia, the executives still listened in.
"That's right— We made a swing out of your clothes and attached it to the fan. Then I turned the fan on max speed and it broke and you flew into the wall...fuck." Mia said as she held her head in her hands.
"Fuck" "Fuck"
The two cursed in sync. The boss was amused by this and as was almost everybody else in the meeting.
"Omg, you used that really tight knot. That's crazy" Mia nearly laughed.
"I think I just sobered up" Y/N sighs. She looks around at the mess. "This isn't even a room anymore. It's a fucking hazard" Y/N groaned. "It was really fun though. Again tonight?" Mia asked. "Definitely" Y/N replied.
"I'm gonna have to go on house arrest." Y/N groaned.
"Well since you don't have any clothes that don't smell like alcohol or cigarettes. You should wear the maid outfit I got you for your birthday." Mia suggests. "Your crazy, I would but no" Y/N said annoyed. "How did this even happen"
"Where my cat?" Y/N asks Mia. "He's-UHM. He's out drinking with his friends." Mia said. "Fuck, I'm like two hours late to my meeting. I cant blame this on traffic. I live in the same building" Y/N sighed.
"I dint look too bad, i was wearing these clothes all day yesterday. I'll just make sure I don't smell like a single mother." Y/N groaned again. Her head aches.
Y/N sprays herslef with tons of perfume before picking up her phone again. "Oh fuck... hi boss. I'm in traffic. I'll be there in a minute. Mia wanna watch me run, people call me the flash because I always get flashed" Y/N winks before running.
She tripped rubbing up the stairs and slams the door open. All of the executives look at her. "Sorry about the small wait" Y/N takes her seat. "We heard everything over the phone" the boss smiles. "I'm genuinely impressed" he says. "With god as my witness— I've never heard of the word drugs it alcohol." She tried to defend herself. "Continue the meeting" Y/N said as she heard snickers upon the crowd
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