Yep just like a saiyan in the MCU...but it's Ben 10 soooooooo yeah...one camping trip gifts a child the most powerful weapon in the universe while also granting him some attention from people both good and bad mostly bad.
We see Miek and Korg sitting on a couch, PlayStation controller in hand, playing Fortnite and eating chips.
KORG: Hey boys!
BRUCE BANNER: Hey guys, long time no see.
KORG: Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously. [He goes back to his game.] Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a dickhead again.
THOR: NoobMaster.
KORG: Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a dickhead.
Thor walks over to Korg, takes his headphones, and speaks into the mic.
THOR: NoobMaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT! Oh, that's right, go cry to your father, you little weasel!
KORG: [Thor brings his headphones back] Thank you, Thor.
THOR: Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
KORG: Thank you very much. I will.
THOR: So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
Thor uses Stormbreaker to open a bottle of beer and starts drinking. Bruce walks to him and places a hand on his shoulder
BRUCE BANNER: Buddy, you all right?
THOR: Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?
ROCKET: [Concerned] You look like melted ice cream.
THOR: [Laughs] So, what's up?
BRUCE BANNER: We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything.
THOR: What, like the cable? [burps] Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.
BRUCE BANNER: Like Vilgax and Thanos.
Thor's smile slowly disappears. He puts a shaky hand on Bruce's shoulder and points at him.
THOR: Don't say that name.
Korg stands up and takes off his headphones.
KORG: Um, yeah. We don't actually say those names in here.
BRUCE BANNER: [quietly] Please take your hand off me. [He brushes away Thor's hand] Now, I know that... guy might scare you.
THOR: Why would I be? Why would, why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy? Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, tell everybody who chopped Vilgax and Thanos' big heads off.
Thor walks off screen.
KORG: Umm... Stormbreaker?
THOR: Now, who's swingin' Stormbreaker?
BRUCE BANNER: I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it?
THOR: I don't know. Is it... Natasha?
BRUCE BANNER: It was you. You helped me.
THOR: [walks over and looks out the window and points, still holding his beer] Why don't you ask the, Asgardians down there, how much my help was worth. [he drops onto the sofa] The ones that are left, anyway.
BRUCE BANNER: I think we can bring them back.
THOR: Stop. stop, okay? [opens a packet on M&Ms] I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and and saved. But I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we? [The camera cuts to Korg and Miek eating pizza and playing once more]
KORG: Nah, all good here, mate.
Cuts back to Thor.
THOR: So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.
BRUCE BANNER: [from offscreen] We need you, pal.
Thor shakes his head and ignores Bruce.
ROCKET: [Crossing his arms] There's beer on the ship.
THOR: [pauses, but doesn't look up then puts the bottle down] What kind?
In Space...
Ben knocks on the door. It opens as Azmuth answers it rolling his eyes.
AZMUTH: What did you do to the watch now?
BEN TENNYSON: Vilgax ripped off my arm used it then destroyed it.
AZMUTH: Oh...Oh damn.
BEN TENNYSON: And...we're gonna try and mess with time a little...see if we can...fix everything...make things better you know...before Vilgax and Thanos.
AZMUTH: But why are you here?
BEN TENNYSON: I need some artillery.
Azmuth let's out a exasperated sigh as he walks off screen. Ben smiles.
BEN TENNYSON: How's the wife?
AZMUTH: Ashes.
BEN TENNYSON: Oh yeah...kid?
AZMUTH: Ashes.
BEN TENNYSON: Oh...Well what ab-
AZMUTH: everyone is ashes ben!
BEN TENNYSON: Ok ima shut up.
AZMUTH: MYAXX!
MYAXX exits the fray holding a box she looks exactly like Vilgax.
MYAXX: WHAT?!
AZMUTH: Where's the thing we where working on?
MYAXX: Under the bed dumbass!
AZMUTH: Oh shoot found it...
Azmuth walks out holding two dark green gauntlets with black and green rectangles borrowing the same hourglass symbol as the Omnitrix.
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BEN TENNYSON: What do you call this?
AZMUTH: Biomnitrix. This thing fuses your aliens together.
BEN TENNYSON: Woah. Shit don't mind if I do.
AZMUTH: If you break this one I swear to god I'll hit you Ben!
BEN TENNYSON: The last one was torn off of me dude!
AZMUTH: Yeah but you go through watches more then people in 2023 go through pronouns.
