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Nichole looked over and saw Craig sitting by himself on the grass, staring at his phone.

"Are you sure it's okay to ask him? I don't see Tweek around, and you know how he can be when Tweek's not there," Nichole whispered, trying not to let Craig hear.

"I'm sure it's fine. Hey, Craig!" Red said, running up to Craig. Nichole quickly followed behind, even though she was still uncertain about the whole situation. "We are here to ask you a question."

Craig looked up at the two. "No thanks," he said plainly, then he looked back down towards his phone.

"Please? Just a quick question!" Red said, putting her hands together in a begging motion.

"Fine, but only because you're my favorite cousin," Craig said, looking back up at the two.

"Cousin? What?" Nichole said without even realizing. She had no idea that Red and Craig were cousins.

"We would like to know, which couple do you think shows the most PDA?" Red asked, kneeling down to get eye level with Craig. She was treating this whole thing like it was a life or death kind of question.

"Probably those two over there," Craig mumbled, pointing a finger over somewhere in the distance.

Red and Nichole both looked up to see Stan and Kyle sitting under a tree. Stan had an arm wrapped around Kyle, and Kyle was leaning his head on Stan's shoulder. They laughed a little at the book they were reading together, then softly linked their hands together.

Red, still crouched, stuck her tongue out while saying "ew, yeah. Total PDA action over there."

"Makes me miss Tolkien," Nichole said while writing down Craig's answer on a piece of paper.

"Makes me feel single," Red said.

Craig just rolled his eyes and turned his attention back down to his phone. "Makes me want both of you to leave me alone."

Red gasped dramatically at Craig's remark, and slowly stood up with a hand covering her mouth as if she just witnessed a murder.

"How could you say that!?" She shrieked, dramatically pointing a finger at Craig. "And to your favorite cousin!"

"You're also my only cousin," Craig reminded her.

Nichole rolled her eyes playfully and began dragging Red away as she yelled to Craig "I will remember this!"

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Jenny and Lola walked together, keeping their eyes peeled for a boy they could ask the question.

"I'm honestly glad we're asking the boys, I think it's way more fun!" Jenny said, staring at the blank paper in her hands.

"I'm just glad there won't be anymore fights over the whole list situation. I do not wanna go through that again," Lola said, shuddering a little at the thought.

"I remember. Wendy kicked you in the--"

"Don't remind me," Lola said, quickly cutting Jenny off.

They walked in silence for a couple moments before Jenny noticed Tweek walking away from the washrooms and towards the school yard, but was cut off by Jenny running up to him.

"Hey! We have a question," Jenny said. Tweek glanced at Jenny, then Lola, who was just nodding her head aggressively.

"Gah! Can it wait? I have to meet Cra--"

Tweek frowned when Lola cut him off. "Nope! It can't wait!"

Tweek glanced outside, then sighed and turned his attention back on the two girls. "Okay, what's the question?"