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Chapeter 3: Chaos Ensues, Reunion between Lovers

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Michael/Red Hood:Damn.....they look like shit

All the ones that fought Jaune/Spider-Man in the arena and got they're ass handed to them walk in with severe injuries

Exalted!William arrives to the scene, teleporting next to Red Hood, as he looks at what happened.

Exalted!William: Of course they look like that. After all, they faced a Jaune with Spider Powers and a Jaune with a Lightsaber.

Revan: Don't call me that just call me Revan

Exalted!William: I know what your name is. I just decided to be accurate in describing you and Spider Man, Revan.

Revan:Then call me by my preferred name

Exalted!William: Fine.

Jaune/Spider-Man walks in wearing a new suit

Revan:*notices* Huh.... decided to finally ditch the 2099 garb?

Jaune/Spider-Man:Yeah.... figured it was high time for a new beginning

Soul: *walking in* Yeah. Lets just say that a lot has happened while he was out of the theater

Michael/Red Hood:Oh hey Soul.... Crimson said he'll be arriving later

Soul: Oh ok then

Chris/Nightwing:Moms and Dad are also...um..... preoccupied right now

Exalted!William: I see.

As Exalted!William looks at Spider-Man Jaune in a new suit, a voice spoke out from behind him.

???: Hello, brother. I've arrived.

Exalted!William turns around, as he looked to see his older brother, having decided to come to him, and seems very happy.

Exalted!William turns around, as he looked to see his older brother, having decided to come to him, and seems very happy

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Exalted!William: Oh, Hello Samson. I see you're completely better, now that you're not a pile of melted DT goo.

Jaune/Spider-Man:Sup *looks at Chris* What do you mean by preo-*realizes* OH FOR FUCKS SAKE REALLY!?!?!!?!  SOUL WHY DID YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE!?!?!

Soul: IM NOT BROLY AND HIS WIVES BABYSITTER JAUNE. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO STOP THEM FROM FUCKING HUH?!

Jaune/Spider-Man: MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT THEY NEED A BABYSITTER TO KEEP THEM FROM FUCKING LIKE RABBITS *pinches bridge of nose* Then again it's Moms and Dad so we can't hope for them to not be fucking

Exalted!William: Geez. Wish Broly was here. He'd definitely be good pals with Samson.

Exalted!William shrugged his shoulders, as he turns to Samson, who then spoke out.

Samson: Well, you did fix my body and mind with your powers, which I am very thankful of. And also...I am not the only one deciding to visit.

Exalted!William looks down and sees that there is a small hand touching Samson's leg from behind, who then leans to the side, and showing a new face, one that Exalted!William has decided to take in as his adopted daughter

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