the dragon's happily ever after ? p.js | ?

twelve

"Hey guys!" You greeted them cheerily.

"Chenle this has got to be the lowest you've ever gone," Donghyuck shook his head in disgust, completely ignoring your hello.

"Yeah man, Jisung's your best friend," Mark scoffed.

"You raised him!" Jaemin wrapped an arm around Jisung's shoulders.

"You fed him from your hand!" Jeno stepped in front of Jisung protectively.

"Just because you're some high and mighty fairy prince or whatever where you're from doesn't mean you can treat people like they're disposable," Renjun crossed his arms. "Here you're just some guy like everybody else."

"Woah!" You let go of Chenle's hand to step in front of him with your hands up. "Guys, that's enough!"

"I bet Y/N's not even in control of what she's doing," Renjun entirely ignored you. "He's probably got her under some fairy spell or something."

"What the fuck?" Chenle cried out, offended.

"Yeah!" Jaemin nodded firmly. "Because she's totally into Jisung, I know she is. I know her heart!"

"Guys!" You yelled again for their attention.

"Don't worry, Jisungie, we're going to get her out from under that spell," Jaemin cooed, stroking Jisung's face as he currently had what was practically a chokehold on the dragon that definitely looked less than comforting.

"Jeno, grab her!" Mark ordered, and the werewolf immediately started advancing on you.

"Oh my god stop it, guys! Stop! I'm not under a spell! Chenle and I aren't dating! Jisung and I are! We've been dating for like two months and we pretended not to because we wanted to see how long it would take you to notice!" You yelled out, squeezing your eyes shut to brace yourself.

But there were no super strong werewolf arms grabbing you. Instead, it was silence that became one chuckle, then a giggle, then two giggles, then you were surrounded by raucous laughter. You cautiously opened your eyes to see all your friends doubled over with laughter around you, clutching their stomachs and holding onto each other for support. You and Jisung were the only ones standing up straight, immediately realizing what was going on when you made eye contact.

"Seems we've been made, Sungie," you deadpanned, wading through the sea of cackling bodies until you got to your boyfriend.

"It appears so..." He sighed, looping an arm over your shoulders, and you wrapped an arm around his waist.

As they all sobered up, a few were quite literally wiping tears from their eyes, others fanning themselves, and some still clutching their sides.

"How?" You looked around, then saw a very familiar, exceptionally devilish grin. "Chenle?"

"What better trick is there to play than being a double agent?" The fairy confirmed.

"Oh, you suck," Jisung glared at him.

"You guys tricked us first. It was much more satisfying to get one over on you than to keep making the idiots look like idiots."

"Hey!" Donghyuck cried out indignantly.

Chenle caught your eye to say, "I do mean what I said, Y/N."

You nodded in understanding. "Thanks, Chenle."

"Alright, I think we all learned some very important lessons," Mark announced, getting everyone in a disjointed huddle. "Like..."

"Don't be so nosy," Jeno started off genuinely.

"Make sure the people you're setting up aren't already dating, or they might make you look like idiots," Renjun added.

"Double check human emotions with a unicorn if you're having doubts," Jaemin sighed wistfully.

"Never go out to eat with Y/N and Jisung. Especially if there's fries involved," Donghyuck shivered, and you rolled your eyes. He was seriously never going to let that go.

"I've got two partners in crime now, so everybody else needs to sleep with their third eye open." Chenle grinned.

"That I'm never getting into a prank war with any of you people again. This was too stressful, school's bad enough," you groaned with a shake of your head.

"Chenle's an asshole," Jisung hissed at his roommate.

"I think Jisung needs to do his over, he already knew that about me," Chenle drawled with a facetious whine.

"Fine. Chenle's an asshole who needs to understand that if he threatens my girlfriend again, he's going to get burned to crisp."

The fairy shrugged, "I'll take it."

"Great, you guys." Mark beamed at you all proudly.

"What about you, Mark? What'd you learn?" Donghyuck prompted him teasingly.

"That Y/N and Jisung are dating. Duh."

"Right. Yeah, yeah." There were murmurs of agreement from the gaggle of creatures around you.

"So, truce?" You offered a hand out in the middle of the huddle to nobody in particular.

All six of them grabbed your hand at once and shook it. "Truce!"

"So..." Donghyuck fluttered his eyelashes at you. "How'd it happen? What's the story?"

You scoffed, "No."

"What? You lead us on for two months and now you won't even tell us how you got together?"

"It's not some big dramatic thing, sorry," Jisung admitted. "Just kind of finally happened."

"What do you mean 'finally happened?' Like, how did it 'finally happen?'"

You exchanged a look with Jisung. With an eye roll, you indulged the dryad a little. "We were hanging out at the park one day and just sort of... I don't know! Confessed! Got together! Whatever you want to call it!"

"Lame." Renjun yawned. "Call me when you two get married."

Jisung started forward in surprise. "Wh—"

"Because there hasn't been a recorded human-dragon marriage, Sungie." You patted your boyfriend on the chest reassuringly. "He's just being an MCS major."

"Oh. Right."

The human abruptly gasped. "Wait! Can I write my final paper for Dr. Kwon's class on you two?"

"Hell no."